So, at 12:45 pacific standard time, I set out on my Journey to install and see the beauty that windows 7 was supposed to be...

1:00 I started gathering my supplies on my external and spare hard drives

2:52 The transferring of important data is finished and the installing of windows 7 began...

3:12 What is this? It needs an activation code!?! alright now where did I set that thing down at....

3:21 AHA! Found you! XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX.... ERROR?!? How could this be!!!

3:25 After reading the code to my self over 30 times I found out an O was really a 0... Well onto the install!!

4:00 Finally the beaut.... Wow, no internet... No games... Weird UI.... I've been duped!!!

4:11 Now where is my windows xp install disc...

5:01 AHA!! here it is... but there's a weird goo on it... God what am I to do?? *Licks sleeve* there we go good as new...

5:15 Windows xp is installed and ready... Ahhh relaxation... home... life is good, now for some music.... ahem..... MUSIC NOW!!! ..... *Birds chirping outside* Staring out the window I told the birds to goto heck and stop singing.... Now where are my sound drivers.... NOT THERE?!?! GAH!!!! (Note: there was considerable swearing and one of my neighbors called the cops during this whole escapade.)

5:39 So, Mr. Asus technician guy, you're telling me, that you don't want to help me cause you get off work in eleven minutes.... Well goto heck!

5:52 .... Might as well look online... No connection... hmmm... *checks the system folder* no LAN card... Whats going on... Checks inside computer case... LAN card is lit up and there is a connection to it...

6:00 So Verizon Technician Abduhal Vazerik, you're telling me you don't know how to fix my problem?? Well then you can have a nice day.(These guys have it hard enough without a Jack A like me telling them to goto heck.)

6:22 SCIENCE DAMNIT WHERE THE HECK ARE THOSE DAMN DRIVERS!!! RWAAARRRRR!!!!

6:30 Finally... Some drivers.... Wait... not compatible with your processor.... SCIENCE DAMNIT!

6:31 Finally... Everything is installed and my music is calming me down.... TIME TO TELL .ORG!!!

6:34 Wow, verizon you suck, now I have to install your cruddy program just to access the internet...

6:42 Title : I'm back from a land of mystery.... and peril...