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    EB TRIBVNVS PLEBIS Member MarcusAureliusAntoninus's Avatar
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    Default Re: The wandering bard of the steppes.

    I just read this. Even though I'm not a big fan of peotry, it is a nice start. Keep it up!


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    Default Re: The wandering bard of the steppes.

    Say what now? ;)

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    A few jugs of wines, and fondles of the serving wench, later, we find ourselves slightly the worse for wear. Perhaps our drunken state will make the bards words more palatable to our ears. The room hushes once again as he rises to sing his song.

    As I begin our long tale, with a good heart,
    Where do I begin? Why right at the start!


    The good King Phrapates, honoured and loyal,
    Patriarch of a family perhaps to be Royal.
    Friend of the Empire, protecting frontier,
    Those who once raided, cowered in fear.
    Nomadic since birth, he wanted to settle,
    As an old man, he wanted to stay in fine fettle.
    Fine leader in saddle and also in finance,
    He honoured the Gods, no need to do penance.
    The Empire was sick, it needed a cure,
    Phrapates did help, of that I am sure.
    Cities rebelled, no loyalty or trust,
    Phrapates helped as he felt he must.
    Zadrakata for one threw off Hellenic rule,
    Phrapates we know, he was no fool.
    He sent his son and men of high rank,
    To the rebellious scum, they gave a good spank
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    Fighting together, nomad and hellene,
    Must surely have painted a friendly scene.
    The Dahae were true, no blade to the back,
    Their honoured friends they would never attack.
    Pontic ruler rebelled and asked for his help,
    "No chance in hell, you ungrateful whelp."
    The king he did die, his son took his place,
    Would he rule with equal poise and grace?
    No greater friend did the Empire know,
    Surely this friendship would be allowed to grow?



    Having painted the scene of the rule of the first Pahlav King in his story the bard once again retires, hoping he has whetted our appetite to learn more of the history of these great people.

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    I have managed to make it to 264 BC with no AS attack, I disbanded all my troops right off and I'm building up slowly. I even managed to fund a gold mine in Nisa. I have spies in all the nearby AS settlements, trying to forment rebellions to occupy them.
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    Default Re: The wandering bard of the steppes.

    Although they are a good idea for Pahlava, be careful of rebellions, those AS towns may rebel to you and cause AS to declare war on you.


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    Default Re: The wandering bard of the steppes.

    I've played quite a few Pahlav campaigns and they always rebel to eleutheroi. I'd better watch for that then as I'd like to keep the alliance going as long as possible, it's already kept up longer than any other campaign so I'm expecting an attack any time soon.

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    Great! This is going to be interesting.

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    Like it very much
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