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    Question Sexual Relations

    For the record, I am not trying to violate the rules by any means, I am trying to get a serious question across with funny stuff. Though, this thread might seem immature, but I as long as I get my question answered before it "might" locked and I can make people laugh, my good in life is complete! By the way, yes, I am a virgin.

    I always been a Butt man. If I look at a hot girl, I always look at her bum bum first.

    If you have Anal Sexual Relations (Anal sex), my brother told me that is nasty because your Mr.Peanut (penis) will get pieces of milk chocolate (poop) on it when it dumps it out, and your Mr.Peanut will be cut up by the hard pieces of chocolate.


    True?

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    ... Speechless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    ... Speechless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Default Re: Sexual Relations

    I think I already know the answer, just wanted a public responce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    ... Speechless.


    Is that why you never chat with me in Chat Room anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Why did the special ed teacher let you use the computer today? WHY?
    "Never in physical action had I discovered the chilling satisfaction of words. Never in words had I experienced the hot darkness of action. Somewhere there must be a higher principle which reconciles art and action. That principle, it occurred to me, was death." -Yukio Mishima

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    Quote Originally Posted by ||GoTW||Warman8||Sldr||-III-|| View Post
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    If you have Anal Sexual Relations (Anal sex), my brother told me that is nasty because your Mr.Peanut (penis) will get pieces of milk chocolate (poop) on it when it dumps it out, and your Mr.Peanut will be cut up by the hard pieces of chocolate.


    True?
    Not if she's got diarrhea. If she's constipated, on the other hand...

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    Lightbulb Re: Sexual Relations

    *redacted*

    Hopefully this educational video will help. I believe it's relevant to the discussion at hand. Should be SFW, although not exactly very tasteful.



    After further review, it's probably not.
    Last edited by Whacker; 01-28-2009 at 18:07.

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    Default Re: Sexual Relations

    Of course it's true silly, just like pigs can fly (you are so getting an infraction for this thread)

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    I hope nobody in this thread gets an infarction.

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    Default Re: Sexual Relations

    Although this is inarguably the Kingdom of Peace and Love, I think butt sex is a bit more than a PG-rated sub-forum should tolerate. I'll just direct you to a useful place, and we'll call it a day.

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