The Godfather, Part 3 [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I could always recruit you into one of my upcoming mafia titles, Ituralde.



And err... someone please make me an offer I can't refuse!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day 1

The town, so far, suspected nothing. The van had made an amazing amount of noise the past day and spewed an ungodly amount of black smoke into the pristine sky, but nobody equated it with the return of the Mafia. The Godfather, busy with recruiting duties, would not kill anyone that night and so the town was spared, for at least a day.

As such, events continued on as normal in the peaceful Gameroom. Somebody in the park brought a large boombox and took requests from passers-by. People waved pleasantly at each other in the streets as they walked by on their business. As usual, a nude unicyclist pedaled down the main street, juggling three rubber balls, collecting tips and making merriment. The Elephant and Cannon Pub was doing a roaring trade in the aftermath of Super Bowl XLIII.

Most of the people walking by, greeting each other, listening to the man with the jukebox and watching the nude unicyclist were dressed casually, for the village had an overall relaxed atmosphere to it and nobody wanted to really rock the boat. However, this would soon change. In a rusty old van with the words Vincenzo's Guttering painted on the side, three men dressed in fine Italian suits were preparing to begin their operation.

The van pulled into the parking lot of the Gameroom Bank and the men got out, openly toting their tommy guns and firing them into the air at random. They walked into the bank, still firing their guns, not really afraid of anything.

"Okay paisans, listen up!" one of them said. "This is a robbery! Give us all the money and valuables you have! We need to buy more fine Italian suits!"

"Don't forget cigars, sunglasses, and choice alcoholic beverages," one of them said.

"Not to mention more guns, ammo, explosives, and assorted melee weapons," said another.

"Right!" said the first. "We are about to go on a killing spree in this town, and you guys are going to finance it for us! Now give us all your money!"

Somewhere, somebody pushed the alarm and a deafening siren began to fill the bank and the outside air. The robbers, while taken aback by the blast, did not seem scared in the least bit. Instead, they continued their motions of threatening tellers, customers, and the bank managers and shooting out random windows and ceiling parts until they were finally satisfied with their loot intake.

Before they left, the manager screamed to them. "Aren't you going to worry about us at all? The alarm's been going off for a full fifteen minutes now! The police should be here any second, and even if you miss them we know all about you!"

The lead mafioso just laughed. "You dolts! You don't even have a police force!" And with that, the three villains, carrying numerous bags with dollar signs on them, left the premises and sped away, leaving the bank manager, looking a bit stupid, to turn off the useless alarm.

"Well," he said, "This could complicate things a bit."

...

Word of the robbery spread, and pretty soon an impromptu meeting convened in the town square. Once everybody was accounted for, the first thing that people did was look for anybody dressed in a fine Italian suit, but evidently the criminals had changed their clothes, for there were no suits to be found.

"All right," said one man, "The bank manager said that the bad guys told him that we don't even have a police force here. Frankly, I think this is a disgrace! I mean, what's to stop these people from just killing the lot of us?"

"Yeah!" said another. "We need to get one established, now! And I think we should start building from the top! I move that we elect a Chief of Police right now, one who's responsible for stamping out this sudden wave of villainy that has washed over our fair town!"

Everybody roared in agreement, and the voting process begun.

Villagers, you will now elect the Chief of Police for the Gameroom. The Chief of Police cannot be night-killed and holds his position until he is lynched. Voting will be done like so:

Elect: GH

If you wish to change your selection, do so also in the usual manner:

Unelect: GH
Elect: Silver Rusher

You have around 24 hours. At that time, I will close voting and then the real game will begin.

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Askthepizzaguy
TinCow
Sasaki Kojiro

[Andres]

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the Gameroom,


I hereby announce that I will officially run for Chief of Police!

Anyone who supports my candidacy, will receive unlimited traditional and delicious Belgian fries:




For those preferring something sweeter, we also have cookies:



And free beer! And not just your regular bad tasting beer, no, only high quality beer. Indeed, if I would become Chief of Police of this town, then there will be free LEFFE BLOND for everyone (even for those under age!):



Thank you in advance for your trust and support.

[TinCow]

TinCow
for
Chief of Police

"A Better Future For All. A Shorter Future For Some."

Citizens of the Gameroom, I beseech you for a moment of your time! A great evil threatens our little haven of peace and tranquility. There are men out there who wish to murder you all, and they must be stopped! I pledge to you, dear Gameroomers, that I shall not rest until these miscreants are brought to justice. I believe my resume speaks for itself:

Curriculum Vitae
TinCow

Education History:

• BA (with Honors) in Mafia History from College Tech State University
  
  
• Honorary Doctorate in Logomania from the University of Verbosity (Miami)

Employment History:

• Townie/Wiseguy - Capo de Tutti Capi II
  Worked as a town intern/n00b, attempting to root out mafioso. Gained on-the-job experience in mafia infiltration and elimination. Learned a great deal about not giving important information to others and the perils of secret townie networks.
  
  
• Hades - Netherworld
  Worked as an independent contractor and demonstrated the perils of secret townie networks. Successfully eliminated multiple mafioso and restored innocent townie victims to life. Brought a better life and a more enlightened leadership to the denizens of the Netherworld. Learned a great deal about having prepared alibis.
  
  
• Tommaso - Trapped in Taormina
  Worked as a townie and devoted time and effort to spotting opponents. Promoted to a more important job due to inherent personal skills. Worked with a senior supervisor to further communal goals and objectives. Learned not to underestimate n00bs.
  
  
• Townie - Mafia VIII
  Worked as a pitchfork/torch carrier, attempting to root out mafioso. Fought vigorously against the lynching of a poor, innocent townie. Learned that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one.
  
  
• Vafþrúðnir - Midgard Saga II
  Worked as King of the Jotun and demonstrated the perils of secret townie networks. Successfully eliminated the Christian threat to the peace and order of the town and brought about a better life for an oppressed minority. Learned a great deal about how role counterfeiters operate.
  
  
• Townie - Chicago Soirée
  Worked to cut through obfuscatory posts and find the villains hiding behind them. Successfully survived a few days before being lynched. Learned not to play in two games at once.
  
  
• Townie - The Scourge of Ephesus
  Worked as a write-up analyst, attempting to root out mafioso. Contributed regularly to the pro-town efforts. Never took sick leave, despite being less than fully healthy for the majority of the job. Learned to expect to be lynched for no reason.

As you can see, fellow citizens, I have the experience that is necessary for the Chief of Police. I am tenacious and will not cease in my un-erring pursuit of success for myself and my constituents.

I am certain that other candidate will suggest that it would be dangerous to elect me to such a position, but that is simply underhanded muck-slinging. There is no possible way for me to abuse this position. Even if I were an evil villain of the sorts we are all afraid of, the benefits offered to the Chief of Police would not aid me, as my life would not be at risk anyway. In addition, the job does not make me immune from our local system of 'impeachment' and in the event of perceived abuses, I can be removed from office as easily as any true criminal. On the other hand, if I am instead the true friend to the town that I claim to be, the benefits of having me in this position are clear. The town will gain a strong voice which cannot be silenced by our nefarious opponents, not even by the most violent of means.

So, my fellow citizens, I ask you not to elect me for my own good. No! Elect me for the good of us all! In addition, I promise that once this menace is cleared from our midst, I shall lower the drinking age and enforce very high speeding fines on non-citizens, the proceeds of which will be used to supply the entire town with free HD television service and internet access!

Elect: TinCow

He's Probably Not Scum

[Askthepizzaguy]

They both want to survive... that means they must be mafia!


Remembers Chicago Soiree...

Sits down, and shuts up for a change.

[boudica]

Elect: Askthepizzaguy
At this stage I'd rather trust someone who loves to investigate than two people who have nominated themselves

[Askthepizzaguy]

D'oh!

Actually, I do have a plan of action prepared for Day One, and the first several rounds, based on past experience. If you choose to place your trust in me, it will not be misplaced.

It is a very simple, three-step process. To ensure a better likelihood of success, I won't be revealing the details to anyone until well after the game is in effect.


I would be honored to have your votes, although after the Chicago disaster, I don't blame you for looking elsewhere.

[TinCow]

Bah! Already we hear the lies from my opponent. He claims that I offer nothing for free, when that couldn't be further from the truth. I have laid out a specific and feasible plan to supply the entire town with free HD television and internet access! I have located a source of funding for this plan which would not raise taxes or otherwise harm the citizens in any way.

How does my honorable colleague intend to fund his 'presents'? I'll tell you how: TAXES! That's right, Andres will tax you until you DIE! You just watch; you'll see! His presents will be followed by a spate of deaths because the citizens will be unable to afford to buy the guns and body armor that would have ensured their own survival. I, on the other hand, will not only work hard to protect you, but will provide you with quality entertainment for free, at the cost of those rich outsiders who are such a hazard on our roads.

[Andres]

Oh, please. What a pompous candidate this TinCow is.

And he doesn't even offer anything for free! At least with me, ladies and gentlemen, you'll get free food and free drinks!

Elect : Andres

Even if you die, you'll die with a full stomach!

And to make things better, the first 15 electing me, will receive a present:

[Andres]

Slander and lies, Mister TinCow. As usual.

I clearly said:

there will be free LEFFE BLOND for everyone (even for those under age!):

Mister TinCow is a blatant liar. Surely, dear citizens of the Gameroom, you won't put your trust into that man!

Elect : Andres and he'll take care of the rest. You'll only have to worry about how many beers you can drink or how many cookies you can eat!

[Quintus.JC]

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the Gameroom,


I hereby announce that I will officially run for Chief of Police!

Anyone who supports my candidacy, will receive unlimited traditional and delicious Belgian fries:

The offer is awfully tempting...