The Godfather, Part 3 [Concluded]

[Andres]

Bah! Already we hear the lies from my opponent. He claims that I offer nothing for free, when that couldn't be further from the truth. I have laid out a specific and feasible plan to supply the entire town with free HD television and internet access! I have located a source of funding for this plan which would not raise taxes or otherwise harm the citizens in any way.

How does my honorable colleague intend to fund his 'presents'? I'll tell you how: TAXES! That's right, Andres will tax you until you DIE! You just watch; you'll see! His presents will be followed by a spate of deaths because the citizens will be unable to afford to buy the guns and body armor that would have ensured their own survival. I, on the other hand, will not only work hard to protect you, but will provide you with quality entertainment for free, at the cost of those rich outsiders who are such a hazard on our roads.

Ha! People need food and beer. Ever tried eating a HD television? Can you drink internet? No, of course not!

People would starve to dead watching their useless HD televisions or surfing the internet. You see, ladies and gentlemen, this TinCow wants all of you dead. Instead of killing you, he'll just let you starve! What a barbarian.

And this unnamed source? Obviously, Mister TinCow gets his money through illegal means. Don't elect this scumbag!

Elect me, your honest and friendly neighbour!

I am sponsored by my home country! Yes, all of this will be payed by Belgian taxpayers! It'll cost you, dear people of the Gameroom, nothing!

Elect : Andres and get free beer, free food and, if you're quick, a very interesting present

Hurray!