The Godfather, Part 3 [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

You made a fatal error, Reenk.

I don't care who dies this round, me or Tevash (though obviously I prefer Tevash) but I have proof that Reenk is just making stuff up as he goes. Read his words.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

OK, so I'm going to be nice and somewhat validate all the work Askthepizzaguy did.

This will be very amusing.

I went back and actually looked at your long post instead of just going on skimming what other people said you said about me.

OK first of all I didn't make any grabs for Chief of Police at all, it was thrown on me.

You could have had your partners suggest you as a candidate to make it less suspicious. But this is unimportant.

I thought it would be funny if I could do the writeups but shlin wanted to be CoP badly and he actually had enough support behind it so I gave it to him. This is absolutely untrue.

There is no way to know for sure. But it does not matter. Read on.

The reason I defended Beefy is because I've always noticed he goes too early every single game and I know it gets frustrating. One guy I'm pulling for this game is Beefy to be sure. I'm pretty sure he's townie, but if he's Mafia, well, I'd still pull for him.

Beefy is a townie (I suspect) but the point is he only had a little heat on him and he's still alive. It's totally unnecessary for you to defend him, and as a townie, you would have no way of knowing if he's guilty or not. Even if you were an investigator, because it's NOT 100% in this game.

Point is, your defense of beefy is unwarranted, and scummy. But that's even less of a clue. Read on.

As for the rest, you either get suspicious of me because I made a joke or I didn't make a joke.

I am not suspicious of you when you joke, as it is par for the course. I suggest you are being more serious than usual for you. However, we can quibble over that all day. I have something much better on you, my little Reenky friend.

Do you want me to open my paraconsistent toolbox to deal with your reasoning now.

By all means. But be prepared for me to do the same, scumbag.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

I'm just going to get rid of you because I don't want to be questioned or examined anymore. I don't think you're guilty (you may be) but I like to remove threats against me and keep people who aren't so opposed to what I do.

I also think that TinCow is absolutely some kind of non town thing, the way he said your case against me was good and such.

Bolded part one: Absolutely atrocious townie behavior. You should be ASHAMED of yourself for admitting this. You don't think I am guilty and you're voting for me?

part two: TinCow is absolutely innocent as has been proven by the fact that he was killed by the mafia.

This was the start of the "one murder" era of this game, but Lord Winter was the scumbag. Look how he's not participating anymore. You're a total scumbag for accusing TinCow. You are literally suggesting that the mafia murdered one of their own just so that TinCow could take control of the game.

You see conspiracies against you Reenk. Utterly absurd. Yes, me and TinCow are mafia and we are conspiring to destroy YOU personally. Paranoia does not become you.

I'll be dead this round or in the next. Seriously, though, you need to die.

Then he made some case about how he was a proven innocent and how that implied he didn't intend to mislead the town. Great kill Mafia, great kill.

Utter nonsense.





Town, when I am dead, lynch this guy. End him, and I will thank you. By the way, if I am mafia, I have an absurd number of partners both dead and alive, apparently.

Here's another "likely scumbag", because he has the courage to listen to me.

Sorry, Reenk, but this is possibly the worst reasoning I've ever seen you give for a serious vote. First: If you don't think ATPG is mafia, then who do you suspect? Surely you must have some opinion about who may be guilty, or who's acting scummy? You're a smart one, Reenk. You will have noticed if someone's acting differently. And if by chance you haven't, whatever happened to "Reenk Roink abstains courteously" when there is no clear suspect?

And yet, you choose not to voice any opinion, and instead vote for somebody who you don't believe is guilty, but just want to stop from helping the town by questioning and examining. Tell me, are we supposed to just stop examining you and look for other suspects, because you said you didn't like people opposing you? Do you think ATPG will stop using SkyNet on you just because he's been lynched?

And then there's the reasoning that TinCow must be scum, even though he was killed when both mafia were still alive, just because he decided to agree with the logical parts of ATPG's post.

Vote: Reenk Roink

I'm getting the same vibe from you that I had in The Prometheus, now. Give it a couple rounds, we'll have a detective reveal from you.

DEFEND YOURSELF, REENK. For now you must certainly die. And by the way, here's another brilliancy:

Ok...

The only great thing is that the Mafia will probably kill Atpg (and maybe you) to make me look guilty, but it's good because they are actually doing me a favor (I can dodge the suspicion and ensure a victory for Beefy and I )

Right. So, let's count it up. Tincow was killed by the mafia, and he's mafia. I'm mafia, and the Godfather will somehow kill me even though he cannot kill anyone yet. Will the Godfather kill himself? You just hung yourself, Reenk.

Lynch him. For the love of God, lynch him. Tevash first, then Reenk. Then kill me all you like. I will revel in your death, Reenkmeister.

Apologies Andres, this is the last time I double post. I will be better about it but no one is here talking at the moment and I needed a fresh post to keep thoughts separate.



Edit:
I hereby request an extension. I think Reenk deserves to go this round, actually. But I will vote myself this round if you promise to lynch him tomorrow, or I will vote for myself tomorrow if you will lynch him today. Or lynch Tevash as I requested. I just want more time for everyone to decide.