Page 34 of 75 FirstFirst ... 2430313233343536373844 ... LastLast
Results 991 to 1,020 of 2224

Thread: The Godfather, Part 3 [Concluded]

  1. #991
    Senior Member Senior Member Beefy187's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Posts
    6,383
    Blog Entries
    15

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post

    WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME????
    Warm hug for a poor fellow who had a lonely valentine


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

  2. #992
    Cthonic God of Deception Member ULC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    In the swirling maddening chaos of the cosmos unseen to man...
    Posts
    4,138

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Sorry, I said I would not post again, so I am making a bit of a liar of myself for doing this but -

    Suicide: YLC

    So it's easy to find GH

  3. #993
    Know the dark side Member Askthepizzaguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    25,830

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Sorry, YLC... but isn't that illegal? You have to give a valid reason.

    Please, buddy, I can do this myself. You HAVE performed magnificently this game. Allow me to finish off the scum, and you will be made a knight of the Pizza realm.
    Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 02-15-2009 at 15:05.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

  4. #994
    Know the dark side Member Askthepizzaguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    25,830

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187 View Post
    Warm hug for a poor fellow who had a lonely valentine
    Sorry, but my body has been cold for several hours now. I can't give you warm hugs anymore. But, if you wish, you can kiss TevashSzat goodbye.

    Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 02-15-2009 at 15:05.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

  5. #995
    Senior Member Senior Member Beefy187's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Posts
    6,383
    Blog Entries
    15

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Sorry, but my body has been cold for several hours now. I can't give you warm hugs anymore. But, if you wish, you can kiss TevashSzat goodbye.

    I might do that... We'll see how it goes tomorrow..


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

  6. #996
    Know the dark side Member Askthepizzaguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    25,830

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Yesterday, 16:16
    The round ended.

    TevashSzat

    Last Activity: Yesterday 22:34

    No comment, Tevash? Nothing to add to the discussion at all? We already know you have a role. Why didn't you bother speaking to anyone about anything?

    I sincerely hope the mafia decided to murder one of their own, if they still have the ability to do so.
    Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 02-15-2009 at 15:05.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

  7. #997
    Senior Member Senior Member Beefy187's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Posts
    6,383
    Blog Entries
    15

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Yesterday, 16:16
    The round ended.

    TevashSzat

    Last Activity: Yesterday 22:34

    No comment, Tevash? Nothing to add to the discussion at all? We already know you have a role. Why didn't you bother speaking to anyone about anything?

    I sincerely hope the mafia decided to murder one of their own, if they still have the ability to do so.
    Just before I go off. Your wasting your breath. Be patient and give them some time to show up. We got another 20 hour or so if my calculation is correct


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

  8. #998
    Semi-Corruptible Member White_eyes:D's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Roaming the Great plains...
    Posts
    4,244

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Your getting carried away again..... ATPG you need to do this stuff during the day....I will not read THIS WALL OF TEXT during the night phase.....and I am sure the mods don't want to either.....man, your barking so much that I feel like we lynched a Mafia....at least wait till the day phase and then argue and convince...

    Edit: and I have no idea why YLC just wants to kill himself
    Last edited by White_eyes:D; 02-15-2009 at 13:56.

  9. #999
    Know the dark side Member Askthepizzaguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    25,830

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    Fine. I'll be quiet.

    I can't be here for the day phase, because that's later on tonight and I'm spending time with my girlfriend. Sorry I bothered.

    I understand Seireikhaan's frustration like no other.

    That said, I am still having fun, and if you ignore me, that's your business. Don't say I didn't warn you, or that I didn't try to help.
    Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 02-15-2009 at 15:04.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

  10. #1000
    Semi-Corruptible Member White_eyes:D's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Roaming the Great plains...
    Posts
    4,244

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post


    Fine. I'll be quiet.

    I can't be here for the day phase, because that's later on tonight and I'm spending time with my girlfriend. Sorry I bothered.

    I understand Seireikhaan's frustration like no other.

    That said, I am still having fun, and if you ignore me, that's your business. Don't say I didn't warn you, or that I didn't try to help.
    Well...on the bright side....you made the post count go way up....but if YLC is committing suicide....I don't think that's a good thing....

  11. #1001
    This comment is witty! Senior Member LittleGrizzly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    The wilderness...
    Posts
    9,215

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Sorry for missing last vote, i have read through everything, right now TS's reveal does seem a little dodgy.... should get back on tonight to vote again...
    In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!

  12. #1002
    Cthonic God of Deception Member ULC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    In the swirling maddening chaos of the cosmos unseen to man...
    Posts
    4,138

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Sorry, YLC... but isn't that illegal? You have to give a valid reason.

    Please, buddy, I can't do this myself. You HAVE performed magnificently this game. Allow me to finish off the scum, and you will be made a knight of the Pizza realm.
    Quote Originally Posted by White_eyes:D View Post
    Your getting carried away again..... ATPG you need to do this stuff during the day....I will not read THIS WALL OF TEXT during the night phase.....and I am sure the mods don't want to either.....man, your barking so much that I feel like we lynched a Mafia....at least wait till the day phase and then argue and convince...

    Edit: and I have no idea why YLC just wants to kill himself


    I will simply hold my tongue right here, right now. You both just seem rather blind to the fact of what has been going on for the last few pages, and what my explanation was. I am becoming emotionally involved, and angrily so, and I will speak out, well beyond the bounds of Org rules, if I am pushed farther. I explained myself once, and I flatly refuse to post further. I will not reply to anything directed at me, and will ignore the thread completely, even after it is finished. So if this unto itself is not satisfactory, that is too bad.
    Last edited by Andres; 02-15-2009 at 21:54. Reason: please, replace the whole swear word by the daisy.

  13. #1003
    Know the dark side Member Askthepizzaguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    25,830

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    It's not a good thing. It wasn't necessary for him to do that, my argument stands on it's own. But I also do understand his frustrations, I really do. At the same time, too many of my friends are here participating in a fun way, and I wouldn't miss this for the world.

    If GH accepts the suicide, that's fine. Remember, by TS' own admission, YLC came back as a non-scummy party. After the FOS, suicide attempts, massively strange and annoying behavior, self-destructing behavior much earlier for no apparent reason, do you really believe he would be the Godfather?

    But that's not the argument that matters. Why are there more holes in TS' story than swiss cheese? Why did he conveniently clear 2 of the people I suspected through his "investigations", during his deathbed confession that he was a detective? Why did Shlin28 feel the need to argue Tevash's case for him? Why did he run away after only minor questioning? Why doesn't anything about what Tevash has said so far add up? If I thought Tevash was the detective, wouldn't I have just killed him in previous rounds? Why did I go on a crusade to end his life via lynch, making myself a top suspect (and a dead one), instead of just quietly killing him? Why does Reenk want Seamus Fermanagh to be investigated, when Seamus voted for me to die? Why did TS miss his night actions in a game this important, when he was online playing mafia games? Why would YLC behave this way if he were the Godfather? Why did Reenk and Tevash simply FOS everyone who accused them, no matter who they were, or what good points they made? Why was Reenk so uncharacteristically defensive? Why did Shlin28, TevashSzat, and Reenk Roink look like they had no major suspects besides the ones about to be lynched, until I started accusing them? Why FOS someone you cleared as a suspect?

    It all seems to add up. It does not matter. Several people suggested that I continue doing my job to help out town after I died. Others don't seem to want the help. You can't please everyone.



    I can't be sure about anything, but I can darn sure pose questions to the guy who looks the scummiest to me. That's my prerogative.



    Edit; nevermind just leave YLC be. I don't want to cause a problem.
    Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 02-15-2009 at 15:11. Reason: Spoilered here and the rest, because I don't want to cause any more problems. Sorry, my friends.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

  14. #1004
    Know the dark side Member Askthepizzaguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    25,830

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    I'm going to refrain from posting until the end of the game, out of respect to all the other players. I have been getting complaints, which I intend to end by stopping the offending actions.

    I am seriously sorry if I annoyed or offended any of you. See you at the finish line.

    Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 02-15-2009 at 14:48.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

  15. #1005
    Senior Member Senior Member Quintus.JC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    2,572

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    @ YLC: the game mafia is all about lying, bluffing and generally making a mess of your opponents' mind en route to victory. By the tone you talk people would think you were in the backroom or something. Stay, play, have fun.
    Last edited by Quintus.JC; 02-15-2009 at 15:16.

  16. #1006
    Bureaucratically Efficient Senior Member TinCow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Washington, DC
    Posts
    13,729

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Tevash still has not posted his role PM. If he really is the detective, he has already exposed himself to the mafia, so there is nothing to be gained by keeping it secret. I recommend that the town lynch him if he does not produce it.


  17. #1007
    Praefectus Fabrum Senior Member Anime BlackJack Champion, Flash Poker Champion, Word Up Champion, Shape Game Champion, Snake Shooter Champion, Fishwater Challenge Champion, Rocket Racer MX Champion, Jukebox Hero Champion, My House Is Bigger Than Your House Champion, Funky Pong Champion, Cutie Quake Champion, Fling The Cow Champion, Tiger Punch Champion, Virus Champion, Solitaire Champion, Worm Race Champion, Rope Walker Champion, Penguin Pass Champion, Skate Park Champion, Watch Out Champion, Lawn Pac Champion, Weapons Of Mass Destruction Champion, Skate Boarder Champion, Lane Bowling Champion, Bugz Champion, Makai Grand Prix 2 Champion, White Van Man Champion, Parachute Panic Champion, BlackJack Champion, Stans Ski Jumping Champion, Smaugs Treasure Champion, Sofa Longjump Champion Seamus Fermanagh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Latibulm mali regis in muris.
    Posts
    11,454

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by seireikhaan View Post
    Oh...

    What an absolute PITY you couldn't make it back in time to offer your thoughts before they lynch, eh Seamus?
    Make an accusation and back it up, or kindly shut up.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

  18. #1008
    Praefectus Fabrum Senior Member Anime BlackJack Champion, Flash Poker Champion, Word Up Champion, Shape Game Champion, Snake Shooter Champion, Fishwater Challenge Champion, Rocket Racer MX Champion, Jukebox Hero Champion, My House Is Bigger Than Your House Champion, Funky Pong Champion, Cutie Quake Champion, Fling The Cow Champion, Tiger Punch Champion, Virus Champion, Solitaire Champion, Worm Race Champion, Rope Walker Champion, Penguin Pass Champion, Skate Park Champion, Watch Out Champion, Lawn Pac Champion, Weapons Of Mass Destruction Champion, Skate Boarder Champion, Lane Bowling Champion, Bugz Champion, Makai Grand Prix 2 Champion, White Van Man Champion, Parachute Panic Champion, BlackJack Champion, Stans Ski Jumping Champion, Smaugs Treasure Champion, Sofa Longjump Champion Seamus Fermanagh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Latibulm mali regis in muris.
    Posts
    11,454

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187 View Post
    Fact that no one counter claimed it shows that either the real detective is already dead or Tevash is for real.

    Since there is no one counter claiming, only option we got is give Tevash a day or two before he gets up on the chopping board again.
    Not necessarily. Were I the detective and NOT involved in the runoff, I would not have counter-claimed during a runoff. While most false detective claims are mafia playing an angle, it has been done by generic townies just to toss in the game.

    Moreover, a false detective will always trip themselves up within a few rounds, so a Mafioso who has done so with this many rounds remaining is not gonna make it -- its too reflexive by the town to kill both sides of a "I'm the detective -- no you're not you're mafia" pairing, just to be safe. Tev will ALWAYS be a litle suspect -- and scrutinized -- from this point forward. EDIT note Tincow's post just above both in support of what I am saying here AND as a good idea with Tev if he doesn't respond.

    Again, I caution all NOT to assume we have taken down a mafioso. I am certainly cagey enough to take the first truly contentious vote and start single-killing after it to hide my numbers, even if it takes 4-5 rounds to "convince" the town they got one. The devastating impact of renewed double murders in the last couple of go-arounds would be worth it -- panicking the town into making quick and possibly under-evaluated choices. Since I am hardly the brightest person in the Gameroom, I have to assume the mafia may be employing such a tactic.

    Again, were I the detective and had 1 ID'd, I would want to take a round or two (since it's still mid-game by the numbers) to try to get the 2nd mafioso if I could, while townie numbers indicated it was not necessary to reveal and make a 1-to-1 trade.
    Last edited by Seamus Fermanagh; 02-15-2009 at 15:54.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

  19. #1009

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Wow, that was... dramatic.

    As for Tevash, even I (one of his defenders) would say that he needs to be watched, but certainly not lynched immediately


  20. #1010
    Spirit King Senior Member seireikhaan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Iowa, USA.
    Posts
    7,065
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    Make an accusation and back it up, or kindly shut up.
    Fine.

    SEAMUS IS SCUM. I'll be back later.
    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

  21. #1011

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Interesting. Waiting for more evidence before I would agree with your assesment though


  22. #1012
    Senior Member Senior Member Reenk Roink's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    4,353

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Please read this post town - it summarily sums up Atpg's posts and SkyNet:

    The fact is throughout this game for whatever reason, Atpg has really pushed his SkyNet method hard. Maybe it is because he thinks he has perfected it, or maybe because he has more time to use it, or maybe simply because it has been criticized and questioned a lot.

    Either way, in these long posts, a lot of problems arise, and the only thing making them not blatantly obvious is the fact that there are so many posts and they are so long.

    My charge against SkyNet are four:

    1) The entire framework of SkyNet is based of usual Mafia cliches: bandwagonning, lurking, behavior changes, voting patterns. These things are easily avoidable for any Mafia.

    2) The evidence is construed in an ad hoc fashion against SkyNet's targets. Every post or behavior is construed in a negative way (many examples of this are visible - most recently - if Tevash posts, he is defensive and scummy; if he doesn't he is laying low and scummy)

    3) Because of 2), many of the accusations are internally inconsistent and self-contradictory. I made a whole set of posts on this fact. I was accused of joking too little and too much, of explaining myself when not prompted and not explaining myself, etc...

    4) For whatever reason, there have been a lot of mistakes where Atpg says someone did or said something when it is not the case. Case in fact his accusation against me that I made a serious grab for CoP, that I accused him of being Mafia, and that I never thought Seamus was Mafia.

    My response to Atpg's new set of accusations:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Why would you, Reenk, suggest that Seamus is the most likely candidate to be my mafia partner?
    I never suggested this.

    Reenk made a terrible mistake, and I deduced based on his horrible, absolutely horrendous townie logic, that he doesn't actually think either of us are guilty.
    Again this is false. I said YOU were probably not Mafia. I didn't say you were probably not guilty (evil town role possibility). Also, I said even if you weren't guilty you were a good lynch for your bad townie behavior.

    Reenk Roink doesn't believe I was guilty. Reenk Roink doesn't believe Seamus is guilty. But he wanted both of us dead, to spare TevashSzat.
    I clearly stated that I thought Seamus was guilty and you quoted the post where I did that. Now you post this in the same post?

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
    Reenk made a terrible mistake, and I deduced based on his horrible, absolutely horrendous townie logic, that he doesn't actually think either of us are guilty.
    I clearly stated that I thought Seamus was guilty and you quoted the post where I did that. Now you post this in yet a different post?

    Askthepizzaguy, you are wrong here like you were on SO MANY of your theories. Here is the simple answer to you "deduction" (you do know that a deductive form - which I'm not even sure this new argument of yours has - does not imply anything about truth or falsity?): I never believed strongly that you were Mafia in the first place. Look at my repeated reasons for voting you. It was because you either had a bad role and even if not, were just being a bad townie. I always said and thought you probably weren't Mafia.


    I've read enough Atpg for awhile, and will not be doing so for the rest of this game.
    Last edited by Reenk Roink; 02-15-2009 at 18:12.

  23. #1013

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by TinCow View Post
    Tevash still has not posted his role PM. If he really is the detective, he has already exposed himself to the mafia, so there is nothing to be gained by keeping it secret. I recommend that the town lynch him if he does not produce it.

    Unboubtedly he will produce a role pm. Usually I like for everyone to appear trusting of a dubious detective claim to encourage the mafia to knock them off during the night, but that doesn't appear to be too possible. Trusting a fake detective in this game isn't nearly as dangerous as in other games, because innocent results don't clear anyone. On the other hand, the detective is not as valuable.

  24. #1014
    Dragonslayer Emeritus Senior Member Sigurd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Norge
    Posts
    6,877

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    ... I am at page 23.

    Tomorrow I will get up to speed.
    Keep you posts short and to the point please...
    Status Emeritus

  25. #1015
    Illuminated Moderator Pogo Panic Champion, Graveyard Champion, Missle Attack Champion, Ninja Kid Champion, Pop-Up Killer Champion, Ratman Ralph Champion GeneralHankerchief's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    On a pirate ship
    Posts
    12,546
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd View Post
    Keep you posts short and to the point please...
    Okay.

    Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 02-15-2009 at 19:25.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


  26. #1016
    Illuminated Moderator Pogo Panic Champion, Graveyard Champion, Missle Attack Champion, Ninja Kid Champion, Pop-Up Killer Champion, Ratman Ralph Champion GeneralHankerchief's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    On a pirate ship
    Posts
    12,546
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Night 5

    Ignoramus was looking more into Jolt's death and found himself at the now, abandoned demolished office building. He was curious on how they found Jolt's corpse under tons of rubble, when he had heard that they found the body just outside of it. He started looking over clues, that the CoP might have missed and found a sign that looked interesting. It was dusty so he had to brush it off but it had the words on it, "look out for falling hazards". disappointed it was not the break he was looking for, he threw it aside but then he heard a strange metallic rumble coming from above. "Can't you read?" he heard, just before a 90 ton wrecking ball fell down and crushed him flat like a pancake. "Guess not" said the voice as he stepped out of the wrecking crane and fixed his tie. The next day; they found a DVD next to Ignoramus remains with this video on it.

    Sasaki Kojiro taking a stroll through the Gameroom, minding his own business, confidently putting one foot in front of the other. He was quickly becoming a power figure in this entire situation. For the most part, people had been listening to him more than even the Chief of Police, and the two people he had gone after hardest were now six feet under. He figured if he could just keep up his intuition then his enemies would fall.

    He wasn’t worried about dying, either. Sasaki, see, had everything planned out. He was a high-profile figure in every day’s voting, making sure never to look *too* noble while crusading loudly. No, Sasaki would always have that air of shiftiness about him, ensuring that both he would never die at night while at the same never looking too shifty to be lynched in any of the voting phases. Yes, Sasaki was sitting pretty, confident in both his day and night positions.

    This would prove to be a fatal assumption.

    Sasaki continued walking through the Gameroom, his thoughts slowly shifting from random snippets of life to the town’s current state and its strategy for the next couple of days. He barely noticed the nude unicyclist, juggling as always, pedaling by and then actually stopping, staring at him. Since this was the first time that Sasaki could recall the unicyclist doing anything other than pedaling and juggling, he turned to make conversation.

    “Hello,” Sasaki said, for the first time slightly unsure of what to say or do next, “Uh, nice day, isn’t it? So how are you holding up through all this?”

    The nude unicyclist seemed to ignore this, instead staring straight at Sasaki. “You,” he said, “You are the leader of the town.”

    Slightly perturbed, Sasaki continued to stumble over his words. “Well, uh, not technically… I mean shlin is our Chief of Police and all… I suppose you could say the town’s been following me for the most part, but I don’t see how that really constitutes being ‘leader’…”

    “You are the leader of the town,” the nude unicyclist repeated.

    “Uh… well… okay fine, I’m the leader of the town,” Sasaki replied.

    The nude unicyclist’s eyes widened. “YOU LEAD US ALL INTO THE GRAVE!” he boomed in an unearthly monotone. His facial expression turned back to normal, as did his voice. “Engage primary arsenal!” he commanded, to an unknown entity.

    Instantly, there was a whirring sound. After a second, Sasaki saw two submachine guns spring out of the unicycle’s handlebars. After another second, he heard the unmistakable sound of ammunition, probably automatically, being loaded into both guns.

    Crying in surprise, Sasaki dove to the ground. Luckily, his reflexes, honed from years of playing Shogun: Total War multiplayer, did not abandon him at the critical moment and he was fast enough to dodge the initial salvo of bullets directed his way.

    “YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE JUSTICE SO EASILY!” the unicyclist boomed, and adjusted his handlebars to Sasaki’s new position. This time, he pulled the trigger and held it down. Sasaki crawled around in a circle, just managing to stay an inch ahead of the unending spray of bullets that would end his life. It went like that for a while, with Sasaki occasionally changing his motion path to throw off the unicyclist. All the while, he was gradually increasing his distance away from the stationary unicycle, searching for an escape.

    “I need to buy some time,” he said to himself, and looking around, grabbed three small rocks. Gripping them in his good hand, he winged them right at his attacker as hard as he could.

    “Target practice,” the unicyclist chuckled to himself, and calmly took his aim off Sasaki to fire at the rocks and made them explode into dust. But after that was done, he refocused on Sasaki and cursed. His prey was already on his feet and about to enter a car which (extremely conveniently) had its keys in the ignition.

    The unicyclist shot out the driver’s side window, and the passenger’s side too as there was nothing to block the bullets’ path, but Sasaki stayed down and managed to start the car without taking any damage. A second later the unicyclist saw the car’s steering wheel club flying out the window, coming right at him, and had to readjust his aim to shoot that out of the air as well. In the time he had lost, Sasaki had adjusted himself into a drivable position and was already jamming on the gas, speeding away from the unicyclist.

    “Phew, that was a close call!” he said to himself, driving away. “He’ll never be able to pedal as fast as this bad boy.”

    “Engage thusters,” the unicyclist said. “Mark One.”

    Thirty seconds later, Sasaki gasped as he saw a unicycle coming up fast in his rearview mirror. A couple of seconds after that, the unicycle was close enough where Sasaki could see its driver, gritting his teeth, pulling the triggers on both handlebars.

    Sasaki ducked, again just in time. A storm of glass descended on the car’s interior, this time from the front and rear windshields being shot out, and a second later the rearview mirror itself. Sasaki lied face down on the chair, head tilted up, legs leaning against the chair’s back but careful not to have any part exposed. Both of his hands had a death grip on the steering wheel, although for a second one of them left it in order to jam the “cruise control” button. He could still see where he was going, but barely. Bullets whizzed by all around him. He heard a loud “ding” as one of them connected with his chair back’s support beam.

    “Stalemate,” Sasaki exhaled as he tried to see where he was going.

    The unicyclist took out his juggling balls and pressed a secret button on one of them, a second later chucking it at the car ahead.

    There was a loud explosion, and Sasaki felt his car being lifted into the air from the blast. Luckily, it managed to stay upright and a second later it came crashing to the ground. Sasaki, not wearing a seat belt, hit his back on the car’s ceiling and then fell back to the chair, only his death grip on the steering wheel keeping him from totally losing control.

    “If I die, my last wish is to know who the *#%! makes this crazy unicycle!” he yelled to the air, in frustration.

    The unicyclist threw his next juggling ball/bomb on an angle, and it worked. This time, the car was lifted in the air and did several sideways flips before finally crashing, upside-down, on the side of the road. Sasaki slowly crawled out, moaning. He was sure he had broken a couple of bones and he was bleeding from several wounds.

    He quickly changed from moaning to screaming as he felt a hand grip his wrist. Barely aware of what was happening, he felt himself being dragged along the road as the unicyclist rocketed on. He heard the unicyclist say “Engage thrusters, Mark Two.” Suddenly the terrible feeling of being dragged along at a high speed was gone, replaced by one of being rocketed in the air. Somehow the unicyclist’s rockets were so powerful that they had all left the ground!

    Sasaki looked down, gulping. Despite his injured state he was still able to clearly conceptualize the road, the other cars, the trees getting smaller and smaller as the unicycle got higher in the air. Over the sound of the air resistance, he was able to hear the unicyclist speak.

    “You lead us all to the grave!” the unicyclist shouted again, staring straight ahead into the sky, his hand maintaining an iron grip on Sasaki’s wrist despite everything. “But no longer! I take matters in my own hands to lead us back into the light!”

    “Don’t know… what… you’re talking about…” Sasaki wheezed. “Please… let me down…”

    The unicyclist paid no attention to Sasaki’s pleas. “WITH THIS, I TAKE US FROM THE DARKNESS OF ETERNAL OBLIVION INTO THE GLORIOUS LIGHT!!!” Finally, he let go.

    Sasaki fell, screaming all the way down until his body finally exploded on impact with the ground. Meanwhile, the unicyclist made a smooth landing, put some clothes on, and put his unicycle away.

    Later that day, Chief of Police shlin28 shook his head as he examined the remains of the two victims. "Jeez," he said, "what a way to go," referring to Sasaki's final journey. "I hope you don't have anything similar up your sleeve?" he remarked to the man with the boombox, who simply smiled and continued listening to "One Love" by Bob Marley and the Wailers.

    After his work was done, he returned to the Gameroom Square, and summoned the villagers once again to the area. There was no preparations that needed to be done, as his execution method from yesterday was not used.


    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    Still alive: (16)
    shlin28

    777Ares777
    Andres
    TevashSzat
    Quintus.JC
    Psychonaut
    White_eyes:D
    Chaotix27
    Reenk Roink
    glyphz
    Beefy187
    taka
    Seamus Fermanagh
    LittleGrizzly
    Gaius Scribonius Curio

    Killed:
    Tratorix
    CountArach
    seireikhaan
    boudica
    TinCow
    Jolt
    Ignoramus
    Sasaki Kojiro

    Executed:
    Ichigo
    Lord Winter
    Sigurd
    Askthepizzaguy

    ~~~~~~~~

    Note: YLC's player slot is currently in limbo. YLC has removed himself from the game, but I intend to replace him with one of three people who have expressed interest in the game. Once/if I pick somebody, I'll make an announcement and they'll fully replace YLC.
    Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 02-15-2009 at 20:04.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


  27. #1017
    Senior Member Senior Member Reenk Roink's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    4,353

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    2 kills. Sasaki among them.

    Boy were all you lot wrong (points at TinCow and Atpg).

    Edit: Vote Seamus

    Reenktuition says you killed Sasaki as he was one of the innocent looking enemies of you.
    Last edited by Reenk Roink; 02-15-2009 at 20:11.

  28. #1018

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Hah, I told you I was innocent.
    When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
    -Stephen Crane

  29. #1019

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Ahahahahaha, this is my favorite kill ever. Pure genius.

    I was killed by the nude unicyclist, who was present even when there were two kills--so the mafia still killed just one tonight.

  30. #1020

    Default Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Winter View Post
    Hah, I told you I was innocent.
    You never posted proclaiming your innocence until after I said in the thread that your lack of posting proved your guilt to me


    Lynch candidates today in my opinion:

    1) Psychonaut--gliding by. Glyphz and several other people fit this description. They need to be pressured/lynched
    2) Tevash, if his role pm isn't posted/is obviously fake
    3) Seamus, if khaan actually has something decent on him

Page 34 of 75 FirstFirst ... 2430313233343536373844 ... LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO