The townies all gathered at the town square after making their decision and brought a handcuffed VICTIM with them, his head hanging low. All of them expected to see Reenk Roink metting out justice, so they were quite surprised when they caught a glimpse of a tall man, with a wide brimmed hat supporting grapes waiting for them by a large bonfire. Upon coming closer they were horrified to see that in place of where the man's face should have been, there was a dark and deep void instead. Some of the older members of the town soiled themselves, clearly recognizing that they were in the presence of The Wanax.
The Wanax plucked a grap from his hat and ate it, and he did this while his face void remained static while the grape simply appeared to dissolve on contact. After some quiet, he finally addressed the mob:
"Very well, let's get this over with, bring me the unfortunate one."
Nobody dared move any closer to The Wanax and although his face remain a static void, the townies could plainly see his displeasure.
The Wanax once again spoke and though his voice was of a constant evil tone, the mob he addressed could clearly hear his disappointment:
"The Wanax cannot believe he is in this humiliating situation while the Godfather picked two others to carry out the joys of killing; using The Wanax's alter ego's methods, no less! Do you not see the harm they have done so far? I wanted to do that harm!"
Without warning The Wanax suddenly reached out his arm and brought VICTIM close to him through some unseen force while the rest of the townies ducked for cover. The Wanax then reached in his long robes to pull something out which caused great distress to VICTIM and great (hushed) speculation among the townies.
"It's the phasgana!" one exclaimed. "He's going to pull out The Analyst: A Discourse Addressed to an Infidel Mathematician," another cried.
"NO YOU FOOLS!" The Wanax boomed as he pulled out a ziploc bag of gingerbread men and began eating them. After some perplexing moments for the town, The Wanax began to utter some chants and sprinkle gingerbread crumbs on VICTIM. The townies watched in amazement as VICTIM transformed into a life sized gingerbread man. The transformation was agonizing for VICTIM who felt his entire body compressed, dried, and stiffen.
The Wanax then picked up VICTIM roughly, causing some of the edges of his right arm to snap off, leaving VICTIM howling in pain. As The Wanax carried VICTIM over the bonfire, one townie muttered "He's going to bake him over the fire!"
Although The Wanax's face remained a static void, the mob swore they saw him roll his eyes as he uttered some more chants which led to a giant Easy Bake oven appearing in front of him. The Wanax placed VICTIM into the oven and shut the door, and the townies watched in horror as VICTIM was baked alive, his screams in the oven inaudible.
VICTIM stopped moving after five minutes but The Wanax waited an extra two before removing him. The mob watched in silence as The Wanax ate the head of VICTIM and exclaimed "Much better than the non-human type," before disappearing.
None of the mob dared go near the headless gingerbread corpse of victim, save Chaotix27 who ate three fingers.
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