Throughout the day VICTIM saw that the townies fingered him as the one responsible for the murders. He knew he would have to face terrible judgment of The Wanax at the end of the day.
At first, VICTIM sobbed incessantly, wishing that shlin28 was still around to give more conventional executions, but his despair soon turned into desperation. VICTIM hatched a plan to escape the wrath of The Wanax.
Quite sometime back, VICTIM had built a small but fortified underground shelter because he was a man who liked to plan ahead. This shelter was stocked with every household appliance as well as generators to power them, and enough Ramen noodles to last years and years.
Some hours before the voting phase ended, VICTIM made a dash for his stronghold and barricaded himself in it. The other townies only realized what he was up to much too late, and were unable to stop him. They banged on the sealed doorway but to no avail. VICTIM laughed at them from inside: "HAHAHA! The Wanax will take his wrath on you now! Such is the price you pay for voting for me!"
The prospect of this terrified the townies, and when the unmistakable call of The Wanax came at execution time, the townies meekly went to the town square where The Wanax stood motionless, a barrel of water by his side.
"WHERE IS THE ACCUSED?" The Wanax demanded.
From his shelter, VICTIM watched closely on monitor number 4 of his surveillance system of the whole town. He chuckled at his own brilliance as he got ready to watch The Wanax take his wrath out on those who voted against him.
At some length the bravest of the townies, Beefy187, spoke up: "Um, well you see Mr. Wanax sir, he... um... he escaped before voting ended when he saw things weren't going well and ran into a impenetrable shelter. We found no way of getting in, but perhaps you could with your awesome powers and mighty phasgana Mr. Wanax sir."
"OK," boomed The Wanax as he remained too calm for the townies comfort. Briefly pulling out and looking at the phasgana, he elected to put it aside and instead went to the barrel of water and began uttering some chants.
The Wanax then gestured for the townies to come gather around the barrel which they did with much hesitancy. When they peered in, they could see VICTIM inside his shelter.
VICTIM himself was getting quite worried at the spectacle of the townies peering in to barrel, unscathed by The Wanax, and he had an uncanny feeling of being watched.
As he begin to pace around, he heard a soft hum coming from the kitchen nook. Panicked, he went to investigate.
There VICTIM saw the oddest and most horrifying sight of his life. The thousands of boxes of Ramen noodles were empty, and they were all stuffed into a small microwave (don't ask how it was done, The Wanax is good).
VICTIM could see the burgeoning microwave was about to explode any moment. He tried to get out of the house any way possible, but everything was barricaded. The irony dawning on him, VICTIM elected to commit suicide rather than be scalded to death by Ramen noodles. He ran back to grab a knife, but as soon as he reached the counter...
The townies did not have to look at the pool to witness the spectacular sight of the exploding shelter and a Ramen noodle mushroom cloud on its site...
Andres was seen going up to the edge of the noodle fallout to eat...
Re: The Godfather, Part 3 (IN PLAY)
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
I believe Andres is one of the few townie like character left in my eyes, I have a terrible feeling about beefy
The writeup's basic premise makes no sense considering how the voting went.
Sorry, I'll try to have one based less on voting patterns next round (was thinking there was going to be a huge landslide against taka when I wrote it).
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and if it doesnt then I want a daytime extention so I have time to vote! 
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