Quote Originally Posted by Polemists View Post
Hate to break facts to you beanie but havn't seen a ton of ridiculous moustaches in the videos for ETW, i've barely seen a proper wig other then George Washington (who looks a little pudgy.)

Of course I'd know.....if I had officers....in a....
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I'm so sad now . The hats and facial hair was really the only reason I was going to purchase the game, guess I'll be cancelling my pre-order.

Quote Originally Posted by Fisherking View Post
That’s too easy!

Haven’t you ever heard of collecting stump water at midnight with a dead cat?

That’ll grow hair on a billiard ball…

Failing that you may wish to consult a left-handed Scottish Witch….

I am sure that Boyle, Wren, & Newton would have done the same.

I heard that rubbing the juices from an adult toad on your upper lip every night before bed works wonders.

If that doesn't work then you have to find yourseld a paticularly long haired doormouse, kill it, and staple it to your face. After a few days it should become a wondroues moustache!

For proper gentlemanly muttonchop sideburns the best thing to do is to buy some actual mutton, leave it out in the sun until it becomes hairy and (you guessed it) shave off the hair and glue it to yourself.

Hope this helped those who are facial hair impared. (I personally could not grow a moustache or beard to save my life. I am forever doomed to have the face of a sixteen year old, and always be checked for ID in pubs.)