I hate shaving!!!

[SwordsMaster]

Jaysus, children, get a proper razor. None of this multiple blade crap.

I have a single-blade Merkur, old school-badger-hair brush, and cream. Just like polishing your shoes, shaving like your granddad - or Clint Eastwood or John Wayne - is what separates men from boys.

And just as any other thing in life it needs to be done carefully and requires skill, which is why you get cut if you do it in a rush. Just relax, focus, and think about what you're doing. And don't move the razor along the blade!

Or you can go for the Chuck Norris look...