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    Hey kids, let's have a contest! Here's how it will work: We post the worst music videos we can find, one entry per person, and then we have a vote over which is really, truly the worst video of all time.

    Rules:
    1. One video per Orgah. I know, this is kinda arbitrary, but I think it will focus us nicely. If you're free to post ten videos, you just slap them up without thinking—but if you can only have one video, you're going to give it some real consideration.
    2. No joke videos. In other words, music videos that are intentionally bad as a gag. This rules out classics such as Praise You, The Ding Dong Song, and Electronic Supersonic.
    3. For neatness' sake, use this format: Musician, Music Video (If you don't know how to attach a link to text, just PM me.)
    4. After a week or so I'll start a new thread for voting.
    5. The video that wins will be exalted for all time, and the Orgah who supplies it will be given a lifetime supply of Burger King Crowns.

    Of course, now I have to decide between two of my all-time favorite bad videos. What idiot made up the rules to this contest?

    Oh, right, me. Hmmm.

    Here's my pick (and I'll be exicted to see if someone posts the other one):

    Speak the Hungarian Rapper,
    Stop the War
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    La tigresa del oriente Un nuevo amanecer

    I dare you to watch it until the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ||Lz3|| View Post
    La tigresa del oriente Un nuevo amanecer
    Wow, this is going to be a serious contest. (I watched the whole thing, BTW. Bring back the gyrating dude in the wrestling unitard!)
    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit View Post
    Teh link, she is broken! Fortunately, I know the video you had in mind. It was the other one I was thinking about.

    Ohjaaja - I Wanna Love You Tender
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Teh link, she is broken! Fortunately, I know the video you had in mind. It was the other one I was thinking about.

    Ohjaaja - I Wanna Love You Tender
    Yup, I remembered you talking about it before. I fixed the URL, which worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ||Lz3|| View Post
    La tigresa del oriente Un nuevo amanecer

    I dare you to watch it until the end.
    Wow....
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    Okay... I think I have my choice.

    Jefferson Starship - No Way Out.
    Last edited by seireikhaan; 02-02-2009 at 21:12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit View Post
    Speak the Hungarian is a worthy entry, but the dancing sets this video apart.
    I'll see your Finnish dancing, and raise you Hungarians rapping about "I hope my black budders feel da same like me. Yeeh. C'mon. Check dis."

    seireikhaan's video is the first one I haven't been able to get through. It's long, man. I'll try again when I'm feeling stronger.

    None of these are duds or merely mediocre videos so far. I'm impressed by the sustained, sheer awfulness of the ones we have. Keep up the good fight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I'll see your Finnish dancing, and raise you Hungarians rapping about "I hope my black budders feel da same like me. Yeeh. C'mon. Check dis."
    Oh yeah, he's got some truly awful lyrics. Probably 'better' than the plain awfulness of lyrics found in "I wanna love you tender". Though that song has some electronic supersonic style use of English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seireikhaan View Post
    Okay... I think I have my choice.

    Jefferson Starship - No Way Out.
    Oh, god...

    Jefferson Airplane : Jefferson Starship :: Jesus Christ : the Devil.

    Why, Paul? Why, Grace? Why, Marty?

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    B4-4, "Get Down"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    Oh, god...

    Jefferson Airplane : Jefferson Starship :: Jesus Christ : the Devil.

    Why, Paul? Why, Grace? Why, Marty?
    They had at least 3 hits in the 80s: "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now", "We Built This City" and "Sara".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ||Lz3|| View Post
    La tigresa del oriente Un nuevo amanecer

    I dare you to watch it until the end.
    Gah! I did NOT watch it until the end. Got to the middle. You're right, it is horrible. Having rather heavy and not-so-great-looking-but-nevertheless-scantily-clad women is not going to compensate for a crappy song. I have no idea who the women were supposed to appeal to . I see no reason why the blokes making the video could not go to a city (yes, a city, as opposed to villages, from which they got those women from) and find women that would actually make the video more entartaining for the hordes of lustful males. That video almost seems as if it was attempting to be distasteful

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    The last parts are the best, just ask Lemur.

    She has several other videos (similar to this one), and she considers herself a top notch sexy artist.
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    ok ish artist, but absolutely ghastly video!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x4UHNhVSrEM

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    Quote Originally Posted by 777Ares777 View Post
    ok ish artist, but absolutely ghastly video!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x4UHNhVSrEM
    What's so exceptionally awful about this video? I'm not getting it. Must be missing something. I feel like I could turn on MTV and see a worse video in a few minutes.

    Son, this is a competition for the worst music video of all time. Don't be submitting the merely mediocre thinking you can coast through on inertia. We're looking for the worst of the worst, the lowest of the low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ||Lz3|| View Post
    The last parts are the best, just ask Lemur.

    She has several other videos (similar to this one), and she considers herself a top notch sexy artist.
    2:29 is the best part. HAHAHAH! I almost choked with laughter.
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    Default Re: Contest: Worst Music Video of All Time

    Power Station - Get It On (Bang A Gong)

    Catchy song, but bad video even for 80's standards plus a chick who on closer examination is the famous transsexual Tula.

    Edit: Note the planes on the wall background picture with the twin towers (0:44). Classy.
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    Default Re: Contest: Worst Music Video of All Time

    Ohjaaja - I Wanna Love You Tender

    Finnish dancing for the win! Speak the Hungarian is a worthy entry, but the dancing sets this video apart.

    CR
    Last edited by Crazed Rabbit; 02-02-2009 at 20:30. Reason: Fixing the URL
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