Contest: Worst Music Video of All Time

[Lemur]

Hey kids, let's have a contest! Here's how it will work: We post the worst music videos we can find, one entry per person, and then we have a vote over which is really, truly the worst video of all time.

Rules:

1. One video per Orgah. I know, this is kinda arbitrary, but I think it will focus us nicely. If you're free to post ten videos, you just slap them up without thinking—but if you can only have one video, you're going to give it some real consideration.
2. No joke videos. In other words, music videos that are intentionally bad as a gag. This rules out classics such as Praise You, The Ding Dong Song, and Electronic Supersonic.
3. For neatness' sake, use this format: Musician, Music Video (If you don't know how to attach a link to text, just PM me.)
4. After a week or so I'll start a new thread for voting.
5. The video that wins will be exalted for all time, and the Orgah who supplies it will be given a lifetime supply of Burger King Crowns.

Of course, now I have to decide between two of my all-time favorite bad videos. What idiot made up the rules to this contest?

Oh, right, me. Hmmm.

Here's my pick (and I'll be exicted to see if someone posts the other one):

Speak the Hungarian Rapper, Stop the War