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    Swarthylicious Member Spino's Avatar
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    Default Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    I am Spino's complete lack of surprise...

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

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    Feds allege plot to destroy Fannie Mae data

    Jan 30 10:54 AM US/Eastern
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    URBANA, Md. (AP) - The Justice Department says it foiled a plot by a fired Fannie Mae contract worker in Maryland to destroy all the data on the mortgage giant's 4,000 computer servers nationwide.
    The U.S. Attorney's Office says 35-year-old Rajendrasinh Makwana, of Glen Allen, Va., is scheduled for arraignment Friday in U.S. District Court in Baltimore on one count of computer intrusion.

    U.S. Attorney Rod Rosenstein says Makwana was fired Oct. 24.

    Rosenstein says that on that day, Makwana programmed a computer with a malicious code that was set to spread throughout the Fannie Mae network and destroy all data this Saturday.

    Makwana's federal public defender did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

    Washington-based Fannie Mae is the largest U.S. mortgage finance company.
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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    I saw that yesterday, got a good chuckle out of it. I'm still trying to figure out if it would have been good or bad if he had succeeded.

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    I wonder if the feds got his buddy over at Freddie Mac.

    His name was Rajendrasinh Makwana, his name was Rajendrasinh Makwana...
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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    Ever considered that Fannie Mae does not like you?

    America really is in shambles right now, an overall 3.8%!!!!!! decline in economic growth, this could just hit hard.
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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    Spino, brilliant post. :)
    BLARGH!

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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    Bwhahahahaha!

    This guy is my new hero!
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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jolt View Post
    Spino, brilliant post. :)



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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    It's been a long time since I saw that particular movie, so it took me a while to get it. Clever though

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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    Of course, causing the mess in the first place means sideways removal into alternate job, keep salary and pension.

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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Of course, causing the mess in the first place means sideways removal into alternate job, keep salary and pension.

    Pfft. It's the best way to get promoted!


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    Default Re: Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

    Backups. It would take awhile, but unless each backup was corrupt, not impossible to undo. And then at worst there should be paper...
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