A Test For the Backroomers

[Andres]

I like these the countries in this order

1.France
2.Holland
3.UK

Why?

Some hints.

1. Order is important.
2. Texas

1. Alphabetical order
2. Texas: because Texas is the reason of everything! Everything was, is and will be because of Texas. Accept it.
3. 19th Century

[Jolt]

That's easy! France because they helped liberate the USA, who in turn helped the mighty Texan people crush the puny Mexicans!
Holland because they have red light districts (Which appeared in the 19th Century), which are thoroughly appreciated by the Texans.
UK because without the UK, you'd be all speaking Spanish!