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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    The only truly farcical joke I have seen on EB was that time I found an AS general with that "likes-to-watch-naked-females-in-the-gym" trait. In the end it actually said "Do I have to spell it out for you? :)" I wonder what it was referring to though. Sex?
    I think that trait is Gynaiconomos. Though not entirely sure about the spelling. I think most of the Hellenic factions get that one. I remember getting it in my Epeiros campaign. What's the most fun about those carthaginian reports is that pretty much 90% of buildings have really funny ones.

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    Two other favorites of mine, made me laugh so hard I shot milk through my nose...(not really, but you get the picture)

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    We honesty should have a poll on this. No child left behind, razors & sheckels, and the "magically build lot of new buildings" are my favourite.

    So, who's the lad who made all of these? Or was there a couple? It sounded like the same bloke to me, but you never know. That person really deserves an award, or at least some recognition.

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    It refers to the long word, Aemilius. I think the EB team, who included Hetairai as ancillaries, would be able to say sex easily enough.
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    You guys never noticed that? Strange.

    I have another question though. Why are so many of those funny descriptions removed?
    Other factions used to have those as well. I remember playing as the Romani in 1.0 and laughing my ass off, particulary with the port descriptions.
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    Default Re: Carthaginian construction reports

    Are they all EB descriptions or are they from Vanilla??

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    A much as I have experienced these are all from EB - vanilla had very few such "message descriptions" which could be called funny.

    EB however is full of them (1.2 atleast)

    Thats one more bonus for the Mod and and extra reason to thank the EB team
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