Carthaginian construction reports

**Aemilius Paulus** · 02-04-2009, 03:20

We honesty should have a poll on this. No child left behind, razors & sheckels, and the "magically build lot of new buildings" are my favourite.

So, who's the lad who made all of these? Or was there a couple? It sounded like the same bloke to me, but you never know. That person really deserves an award, or at least some recognition.

**gamegeek2** · 02-04-2009, 03:23

It refers to the long word, Aemilius. I think the EB team, who included Hetairai as ancillaries, would be able to say sex easily enough.

**Mediolanicus** · 02-04-2009, 09:55

You guys never noticed that? Strange.

I have another question though. Why are so many of those funny descriptions removed?
Other factions used to have those as well. I remember playing as the Romani in 1.0 and laughing my ass off, particulary with the port descriptions.

**Ibn-Khaldun** · 02-04-2009, 10:43

Are they all EB descriptions or are they from Vanilla??

**HunGeneral** · 02-04-2009, 11:30

A much as I have experienced these are all from EB - vanilla had very few such "message descriptions" which could be called funny.

EB however is full of them (1.2 atleast

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Thats one more bonus for the Mod and and extra reason to thank the EB team

**machinor** · 02-04-2009, 15:34

Yep, playing as Carthage is always fun. I remember laughing out loud when I read the description of the Merchant's Quarter. "Eight blades for only five shekels!!!! Awww, you're just jealous!!"
Since my EB Carthage campaigns I consider the Carthaginians to be one of the most humorous people in history.

**theoldbelgian** · 02-04-2009, 16:02

I remember with the romani or the greeks can't remember right that by a certain level of markets he said that there are
constant noises of cars and merchant yelling but it didn't matter because it was only the poor people that lived there

another thing: funny speeches: I heard once with the romani (had some of those samnite spearman) and i was attacking some italian rebels and the guy said one thing:

remember guys, no ropeskipping with the entrails this time

i was litterly thinking have i heard that right that can't be (but i gues thats vanilla stuff but still very amusing :P)