Left 4 Dead

[Monk]

Versus is a lot of fun about 30% of the time, and the other 70% of the time it can be summed up with this:

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GRR!!! WALL HAX! PILL HAX! CHEAP CAMPING! MY TEAM IS FULL OF [insert slur involving gays]! LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG!!!121111!1 U GUYS R SUCKY TANK WAS TOTALLY HAX ! SMOKER SUCKS! TEAMS R BROKEN! I WAS TOO BUSY WITH UR MOM TO PLAY WELL THAT WAS WHY WE LOST. WTF WER U DOING [name of player]? LOL U SUCK I HATE U AND UR CHILDREN AND ANYONE WHO DOESNT HATE YOU.

RAGE QUIT!11111111!111!!1!!

And half the time it's after the first mission.
(Sorry about the all caps)

Yes, but an amazing thing happens every so often. If you find yourself in a position where your entire team just left and its you vs 4? Rush. Rush like you've never rushed before. Don't stop for anything. Check your 6, bash any hunters, and strafe so a smoker can't tag you.

On BH4 I managed to solo the entire chapter because the infected were heavily cocky about killing me, screaming for me to rage quit. I essentially juked their entire team and laughed all the way into the finale. They didn't even kill the bots.