The Tale of the Slightly Unhinged Almohads

[The Fuzz]

The Tale of the Slightly Unhinged Almohads

The 1143 Almohad AAR

Guten Tag and all that good stuff. This AAR will cover the rise of the Almohads in Boicote's excellent mod, 1143. I'm playing on H/H difficulty as the AI bonuses tend to balance out their stupidity at that level. My writing style varies - I've done humorous tales and "serious" tales. I lack the time and motivation to spend ages thinking up plot lines so this will likely attempt to be a humorous tale where I recount what happened during the game. I have a tendency to slip into melodrama if I have a lot of free time, so in the event that occurs, feel free to tell me to call my friends and/or send me angry PMs. I pride myself on having a grasp of the English language, so when I say 'humorous AAR', I don't mean 'AAR filled with all-caps and multiple exclamation marks'. I like to think my humor can be more subtle than that, but I like to think a lot of things. Also, don't get insulting if I poke fun at your nationality/religion/whatever. It's the internet and I don't care, nor should you. Cheers.

So there you have it. I hope you enjoy the AAR. Updates may come frequently or less than frequently. If I don't post for a while and then say that my game got corrupted and I can't play anymore, I'm lying. Who does that happen to, honestly? I've only had one game that was no longer playable.

(Now my game probably will get corrupted and die. So it goes.)

First update will come in a few hours. I hate to post and run but life happens on occasion. Pics are uploaded and the events are written in shorthand, so it's not like I'll maybe update this in a week and never update it again.

Seriously now.

I have to go.

Bye.