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    Today is a proud day. My first stretch marks since freshman year!!!! Huzzzah! Huzzah! Break out the cocca butter.
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    From muscle growth... i hope... ?

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    I feel like this is one of those things you should have kept to youself

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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post
    From muscle growth... i hope... ?
    That and my recent impregnation.
    Last edited by Strike For The South; 02-07-2009 at 02:41.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fuzz View Post
    I feel like this is one of those things you should have kept to youself
    rofl.
    Last edited by Furunculus; 02-07-2009 at 02:59.
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    So it's true? ..................... it does shrink with age OH NOS!!!!!!!!!!
    When a fox kills your chickens, do you kill the pigs for seeing what happened? No you go out and hunt the fox.
    Cry havoc and let slip the HOGS of war

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    That and my recent impregnation.
    I demand a "Maury" style intervention where we find out the father of Strike For The South's baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfs
    My first stretch marks since freshman year!
    Dude. With respect. We call those: "scars".

    And make up stories about how they got there. Yanno: bars, women, insults, knives... that sorta thing.
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    And the best thread name award goes to....

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    I can haz stretch marks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval View Post
    I can haz stretch marks?
    Theyz minez.

    There nit scarz.zzzzz THERE FROM GETTING SWOLE
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I have them on my back ... I look like a galley slave


    OK - perhaps not that bad

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    After seeing a bit of your diet I'm surprised they aren't stretch marks from something else.

    Come on tubby, give it up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexanderofmacedon View Post

    Come on tubby, give it up.
    You're going to have to but me a drink first.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Am I the only one who doezn't get whatz fun of having stretch markz?

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    "Though cocoa butter is an effective moisturizer, no research studies have shown its ability to either prevent stretchmarks, or to reduce their appearance once a stretchmark has already formed."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    You're going to have to buy me a drink first.
    You need a V8.


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    I like it when you play hard to get.
    "Though cocoa butter is an effective moisturizer, no research studies have shown its ability to either prevent stretchmarks, or to reduce their appearance once a stretchmark has already formed."
    Um ok. I've used it before.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Theyz minez.

    There nit scarz.zzzzz THERE FROM GETTING SWOLE
    Time to cut, I would think. Summer's coming up fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post
    Time to cut, I would think. Summer's coming up fast.
    Not for me.......
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Ah, children, you'll stop thinking they're fun when you get to my age and realise they're permanent and womenz ask weird questions about them...
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