Today is a proud day. My first stretch marks since freshman year!!!! Huzzzah! Huzzah! Break out the cocca butter.
Stretch marks: I haz them
Today is a proud day. My first stretch marks since freshman year!!!! Huzzzah! Huzzah! Break out the cocca butter.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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From muscle growth... i hope... ?
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I feel like this is one of those things you should have kept to youself
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That and my recent impregnation.Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger
From muscle growth... i hope... ?
Last edited by Strike For The South; 02-07-2009 at 02:41.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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rofl.
Last edited by Furunculus; 02-07-2009 at 02:59.
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So it's true? ..................... it does shrink with age OH NOS!!!!!!!!!!
When a fox kills your chickens, do you kill the pigs for seeing what happened? No you go out and hunt the fox.
Cry havoc and let slip the HOGS of war
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I demand a "Maury" style intervention where we find out the father of Strike For The South's baby.
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Dude. With respect. We call those: "scars".
And make up stories about how they got there. Yanno: bars, women, insults, knives... that sorta thing.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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And the best thread name award goes to....
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I can haz stretch marks?
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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Theyz minez.
There nit scarz.zzzzz THERE FROM GETTING SWOLE
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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I have them on my back ... I look like a galley slave
OK - perhaps not that bad
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After seeing a bit of your diet I'm surprised they aren't stretch marks from something else.
Come on tubby, give it up.
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You're going to have to but me a drink first.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Am I the only one who doezn't get whatz fun of having stretch markz?
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"Though cocoa butter is an effective moisturizer, no research studies have shown its ability to either prevent stretchmarks, or to reduce their appearance once a stretchmark has already formed."
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You need a V8.You're going to have to buy me a drink first.
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I like it when you play hard to get.
Um ok. I've used it before."Though cocoa butter is an effective moisturizer, no research studies have shown its ability to either prevent stretchmarks, or to reduce their appearance once a stretchmark has already formed."
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Time to cut, I would think. Summer's coming up fast.
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Not for me.......
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Ah, children, you'll stop thinking they're fun when you get to my age and realise they're permanent and womenz ask weird questions about them...
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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