American Football=MANLIEST GAME ON EARTH.

[Strike For The South]

This subject always ends uo back here any way.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/01/26...ins/index.html

Ok you Europeans whaddya got?

[Marshal Murat]

Wait, so, American Football is the manliest sport because more people get concussions?

[Strike For The South]

Wait, so, American Football is the manliest sport because more people get concussions?

That, Having the best athletes and the hardest hits.

[TinCow]

Clearly you have not experienced the great art of the Caber Toss. How can you possibly beat drunken men in skirts throwing telephone polls?

[LittleGrizzly]

Manly ? pah! more like oversized gorillas in body armour throwing themselves around like fools!

Man is defined by his skill... his art... and what can be more skillful or artistic than watching zidane dribbling past a few players or ronaldhino doing all kinds of tricks and skills or ronaldo speeding down the wing past several players and smashing the ball into the top corner... now that is true manliness!

[Marshal Murat]

Man is defined by his skill... his art

But the men who play soccer are on the whole wimpy and skimpy in size. Soccer players are prima-donas who don't know the meaning of teamwork or group effort. Any schmuck can play soccer, it takes true skill and ability to play rugby. Rugby union is a man's sport.

Exhibit A:
Sebastian Chabal


Exhibit B:
Victor Matfield


Exhibit C:
Relative Impact of Rugby Tackles

Exhibit D:
Soccer vs. Rugby

Exhibit E:
Rugby hits

Exhibit Haka:
Haka

[Sasaki Kojiro]

They should make football an olympic sport.

[Adrian II]

Ok you Europeans whaddya got?

We haven't got

• shoulder pads
• helmets
• hip pads
• knee pads
• thigh pads
• tailbone pads
• neck collars
• flak jackets

We have balls instead.

Banguo's Ghost is right, however, that Aussie football is a lot rougher than either football or rugby.

[rasoforos]

I dont see the point of any of these sports (rugby,american football)

Basically a chance for men to get their face really close to another man's behind...


...it is indeed a sport for men who are into other men (that is what 'manly' means isnt it?)

[KarlXII]

American Football is a reminder to me that this nation isn't founded on your pansy cultural museums or French art, it's founded on guys knocking heads together until someone gets seriously screwed up.

[HoreTore]

True, Swedishfish.

In other countries, we don't have the same need to prove our manhood. The only logical explanation, is of course that we're not as lacking in the "downstairs department" as you guys are.... You need to prove your manhood by beating each other up, our manhood is so evident that we can walk around like queers in museums, and still not feel insufficient as men.

[Strike For The South]

True, Swedishfish.

In other countries, we don't have the same need to prove our manhood. The only logical explanation, is of course that we're not as lacking in the "downstairs department" as you guys are.... You need to prove your manhood by beating each other up, our manhood is so evident that we can walk around like queers in museums, and still not feel insufficient as men.

That's because you only have other Europeans to compare yourself to. There is a reason you kicked us out.

[HoreTore]

That's because you only have other Europeans to compare yourself to. There is a reason you kicked us out.

Kick you out? No, that's not how it happened... You left, apparently embarrassed in public showers

[Strike For The South]

Kick you out? No, that's not how it happened... You left, apparently embarrassed in public showers

Well I mean when your that much BIGGER and stronger than your friends you are bound to feel a bit out of place. As an American I thank you Europeans for kicking us out because now we have bred and become a race of superman.

Dont forget who is the most manly guy on the fourm