Originally Posted by
Banquo's Ghost
I mean, how many eternities can one burn?
What's the difference between a dead bird?
Oh dear. But the Old Testament is quite clear on the fate of apostates such as yourself, your Lordship.
If your very brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying: Let us go and worship other gods, do not yield to him or listen to him. Show him no pity. Do not spare him or shield him. You must certainly put him to death. Your hand must be the first to put him to death and then the hands of all the people."(Deuteronomy 13:6-9)
So I'm afraid we shall have to burn you, after which you will burn twice more, and in all eternity, on account of the accumulated charge of apostasy while being rich. Our Lord can be most unpleasant when irked.
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