One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
Roman haters RISE UP!
There is something appealing, something appauling, something what I must say to you all, WE HATE ROMAIOI, DEATH TO THE ROMANI, SCORGE THEM ALL!
BUT.
Downright killing them is an act of the barbaroi. We are civillized sons of Hellas and Makedonia! We kill romans WITH STYLE (and delight).
Brothers, let us begin our multitude of suggestions of killing those Italiote Barbaroi. =]
"ΜΗΔΕΝ ΕΩΡΑΚΕΝΑΙ ΦΟΒΕΡΩΤΕΡΟΝ ΚΑΙ ΔΕΙΝΟΤΕΡΟΝ ΦΑΛΑΓΓΟΣ ΜΑΚΕΔΟΝΙΚΗΣ" -Lucius Aemilius Paullus
Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
But why do you hate them? Because they conquered your pet favourite faction in antiquity and took a few slaves?
I'll bet your pet favourite faction was conquering and causing misery and slavery and committing attrocities way before Rome was ever more than just the city itself, just not on quite a grand scale as those cunning (and superior) fellows from Italy.
Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
All factions are loved by someone and hated by someone else. I know there are many "Roman-Haters" around here, but now it's getting out of control. I don't love them too, but you're starting a hounding here, that's just pathetic.
If this stupid thread is not going to be closed I will create a "One thousand and one ways to kill a Greek / Celt / Parthian ....." etc.
Nothing personal against you, maybe like me, you also have a bad day today
Last edited by SwissBarbar; 02-11-2009 at 11:28.
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
Wrong, at least according to the "Which faction do you hate the most?" poll Bactria and Hayasdan are being loved by all of us. ^^Originally Posted by SwissBarbar
Someone, please, lock this thread.
(< neither hates nor likes the romans or any other people. They're just a faction to play or an enemy to defeat, yes, even my favorite faction, the Pahlava)
Last edited by Tolg; 02-11-2009 at 12:22.
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
I know there's a joke in here but a lot of people aren't getting it which just makes it uncomfortable for the most of us.
So, boys... let's take this outside
To settle the deal between Romans and Greeks once and for all... both Italy and Greece are in deep s*** at the moment. Do you really think who had the biggest spear in antiquity makes any difference?
Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
I haven't seen someone who doesn't get it is a joke yet! Leave it be!
Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
ok, touché ^^
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
I personally has no hatred for Romans....
But the best way to kill them is play Epeiros, and lead the Phyrrhos Akikades for conquering them.......
OR....
Try to teleport some stack of Seleucid/Ptolemaid army right into the countryside their beloved Rome..... I once do that when I play Baktria.... to keep the AS in peace with me.... but end up as the Seleucid conquer Italy and drive the Romans into Extinction...
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
Nice topic
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
Do not dare try to stand in the way of the Romani! You will be crushed, you boy-loving drunkard!
Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
THATS the sort of response I was expecting, some of you are kinda overreacting ~_~a
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
I hope you didn't take it personal, as I said, today it's a s*** day for me
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
I apologize.
Although perhaps you should have named the thread "One thousand and one [...] to kill the Romans" to avoid misunderstandings.
Last edited by Tolg; 02-11-2009 at 18:40.
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Re: One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.
I don't have anything against romans, but sence this is a 100 and 1 ways to kill a roman:
we can kill them all Arab style: herd them into a river valley and drown them all!(just like Khalid Ibn al-waleed did at yarmouk)
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