One thousand and one (and more!) ways to kill a Roman.

**Connacht** · 02-11-2009, 15:35

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 02-11-2009, 16:02

This is funny.

**Antinous** · 02-11-2009, 16:33

I agree with you Olaf!!!!!

**satalexton** · 02-11-2009, 16:57

I'm at loss on choosing between facepalm and headdesk. =_=;;;

Back OT, in my last campaign (pontos Alex.exe ), I bribed Messana from the the roman scum and gifted it to the kardonechoi (sp). They ended up sending ship after ship of troops from everywhere to sicily, and booted them barbaroi out of Italy. Oh joy!

Another good reason why one should use Alex.exe =P

**bobbin** · 02-11-2009, 17:10

Once used a diseased spy to spread the plague to all the cities in italy, much chaos ensued.

Men with colds were the atomic bombs of antiquity!

**gamegeek2** · 02-11-2009, 17:51

Troll Food

**Ardri** · 02-11-2009, 18:41

at least according to the "Which faction do you hate the most?" poll Bactria and Hayasdan are being loved by all of us.

It doesn't mean they are loved, it just means they are too irrelelvant for people to hate THE MOST

. That doesn't mean they aren't hated!

**ezekiel2517** · 02-11-2009, 20:13

Originally Posted by Connacht

Totti

**A Terribly Harmful Name** · 02-11-2009, 20:18

Shh, silence satalexton!

We're better than you. Now be good subjects of Rome and bow to us without protesting!

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 02-11-2009, 20:39

Originally Posted by Basileos ton Ellenon

Shh, silence satalexton!

We're better than you. Now be good subjects of Rome and bow to us without protesting!

I see Germania isnt marked on there. So im guess Germania is superior to both of you.

**Tiberius Claudius Marcellus** · 02-11-2009, 20:47

With posts like that soccer player we're a short time before the Overlords censor us again. Come on people, don't give them excuses to do a job they love too readily!

**A Terribly Harmful Name** · 02-11-2009, 20:49

I see Germania isnt marked on there. So im guess Germania is superior to both of you.

Bah! You're not worth conquering!

**syct23** · 02-11-2009, 20:51

Flexablility > Pike
Roma > Greeks.....WAR ROMA!!!

**Novellus** · 02-11-2009, 21:05

Romans just love sarissae and ELEPHANTES INDIKOI!

**satalexton** · 02-11-2009, 21:24

yes, it's satisfying to watch them crash against your line of pikes fruitlessly, but it's not fine when u're forced to see it a few times every turn D:

**Vasiliyi** · 02-11-2009, 21:41

Oh, Ic whats going on. Well when im not playing as the romans, i prefer to kill them with.....

these guys. There is just something satisfactory watching Trarii being chewed by these men every so quickly...

BUT ANY OTHER TIME... ROMA VICTRIX!

**Matinius Brutus** · 02-11-2009, 22:20

Originally Posted by syct23

Flexablility > Pike
Roma > Greeks.....WAR ROMA!!!

Finally some pro-Roman support!

**Lucio Domicio Aureliano** · 02-11-2009, 22:56

As i palatine of justice i must point that it would not be fair to start a thread "thousand way of killing hellenes" because when the hellenes have to

( Living in the world of fantasy ), all we romans have to do is

( History speaks for itself ).
As for the best way to kill a roman is with pikes, in fact it really not a apply because: Battle of Pydna ( 25000 macedonias casualties/ 100 romans casualties ( all right some greeks say it was 800 ); Battle of Cynosxephalae... i can go on. You see pikes don´t really count because you´re suppose to kill not tickle.

Roma Invicta