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    The sound of crashing swords and shattering shields could be heard up and down the narrow river that stood as a last defense towards recently captured Massalia. Lucius Corneilus Scipio, 'The Great Scipio' as he was called and his legion were all that stood in the way of the Gallic horde bent on rape and pillage. The Gauls crossed the bridge in great numbers, and immediately the auxiliaries moved to stem their advance.

    "Sir?" asked the Primus Pilus, Marcus the Centurion to his Legatus, Scipio "Shall we commit the Hastati?"

    https://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?...phallusyg4.jpg

    "No," he replied. "We seem to have them by the balls already."
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    I present to you! The Gallic Phalus Formation!
    Last edited by Ravenic; 02-12-2009 at 07:25.

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    lol nice

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    Wow that is the most terrible sight I have ever seen. Had you had some catapults my eyes may have exploded!

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    Bizarre (and great caption there, Ravenic!)

    ...I hope this doesn't lead to a "Phallus of Epirus" slapping (sorry) about the Romans and Macedonians.
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    Please submit that in the screenshot competition.
    οἵη περ φύλλων γενεὴ τοίη δὲ καὶ ἀνδρῶν.
    Even as are the generations of leaves, such are the lives of men.
    Glaucus, son of Hippolochus, Illiad, 6.146



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    ... and wheres the Artillery when you need them....

    Great catch..., help can't stop laugh...

    You should submit this to the competition.
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    Profoundly disturbing...

    ...

    That's all I can say.
    To settle the deal between Romans and Greeks once and for all... both Italy and Greece are in deep s*** at the moment. Do you really think who had the biggest spear in antiquity makes any difference?

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    Based on multiple requests I'm going to go and submit it, though I don't think I'll win since it falls outside the 'traditional' big battle with no banners, no green arrows, etc. But maybe I can get another few laughs out of it at least :)

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