The Valentine Thread

[Vuk]

I hope you broke those jokesters teeth in. Boy or girl. People who do that are usually trying to deflect judgement on themselves.

I got my first kiss on valentines day. A short dry affair but an affair none the less. Those were simpler times. I was eleven. Holding hands was scandalous and beer tasted like crap. Needles to say I don't miss those times.

Also the first girl I ever kissed is now preggers and married at 18, so I'm glad I got her outta my system early.

To all the hopeless romantics of the Org. Good luck tomorrow and remember if you don't bed your women you get your man card revoked. but not really~!!!!!!

lol, I do not bed my women (or my squirrels ). I am confident that the woman I marry will be worth waiting for, and hopefully appreciate that I found her so.

[Zim]

My first girlfriend dumped me on Valentine's Day a few years ago (My main regret is that it happened after I spent a lot of money... ). Thankfully subsequent ones have gone better.

Mrs. Zim and I are rather lacking in funds this year but we have some plans...