The Valentine Thread

[Devastatin Dave]

Well, my Valentines sucked goat nads....

First of all "Aunt Flow" is in town this weekend, so no Valentine's booty. Then at 0400 Valentine's morning I rollover and my 5 year old boy is in bed with us burning up with a fever. The old lady and I had planned to drop the kids off at my 3 year old daughter gym (she's our little gymnist) because they're having a parent's night out so you can drop off the kids before you run off and drop off some tadpoles (of course that wasn't gonna happen cuz Aunt Flow was still chillin in the swimming hole). So for the night I cleaned our pet rabbit's cage (no sexual innuendo), picked up my daughter's new dresser and carried the mutha up the stairs by me self, and took the old dresser to some friends of ours that are making the same life mistakes we did when we were younger. So next year, I'm cancelling this Halmark holiday BS and gettin torqued!!!