You dare question the furer?
MAN! Tie this man up and fry him!! Fry him now!!
I'll start Operation KFV! Kentucky Fried Valkyrie!
BLARGH!
Spamming in a normal thread is bad enough, but in a thread hosted by the moderator? THIS IS MADNESS! (This is Sparta...!)
*** snif snif snif ***
Is that the smell of spam?
Hmmm, where did I put that banstick...
*** starts looking in a pile of infractions, warnings, locks, the remains of instagibbed members ***
Last edited by Andres; 02-17-2009 at 18:02.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
The Abused Potatoes - N1 conclusion
seireikhaan couldn't sleep and so he went out for a walk.
It was chilly that day and, as usual in Belgium, it was raining. He looked for some shelter and ran towards a tree.
He didn't notice the man in the shadows who knocked him down with a metal pan.
An hour or so later, he found himself tied up.
"Hahaha!" a man said.
Two pair of hands sticked seireikhaan in a frying pan, together with about four hundred potatoes.
"Hahahaha!" the same man said.
"Frankly, dear sir, I don't see the humour of this situation. Would you be so kind to explain it to me, since I personally do not find this particular situation very funny."
"Hahaha! We're going to fry you!"
"Ehm, well, I still don't get what's so funny about... abou.. A.. AAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
"Hahaha!"
***
Reenk Roink also went outside. It was still raining. He ran towards what seemed to be a bar.
He opened the door and found himself in a big room. He walked through the room when suddenly, a trapdoor on the ceiling opens. Thousands of Fried Potatoes fall out. A dark figure however ran into the room and pushed Reenk Roink aside, thus saving his life. Before Reenk Roink could thank his saviour, he or she was already disappeared.
He hurried back to the frituur.
The Abused Potatoes - Day 1
Beefy187 woke up. After a quick and healthy breakfeast of fries with mayonnaise and two hamburgers, he opened the door and found a human body presented on a silver plate and surrounded by fried potatoes. An enveloppe lies next to the dish. It has "Le grand 'khaan aux patates frites" written on it.
Beefy187, who was now surrounded by the distressed bakers, opens the enveloppe and starts reading the message:
"Boiled potatoes don't kill people... Fried Potatoes do!"
Beefy187 sighed.
"Gentlemen, this is cleary the work of the Boiled Potatoe Agency. Apparently one or two of their agents have infiltrated us. I don't know you and you don't know each other, so I guess we'll have to use votes to find out who is guilty. Obviously, I'm innocent, so you can't vote me. I will guide the proceedings and decide on the lynching method. To ensure my impartiality, I will not vote."
The bakers looked at each other and started to discuss...
Alive (14)
Beefy187 (Master Baker)
Captain Blackadder
Ichigo
Psychonaut
shlin28
Reenk Roink
777Ares777
White_Eyes:D
Quintus.JC
Tratorix
Jolt
Lord Winter
taka
Ignoramus
Killed (1)
seireikhaan
Lynched (0)
WoG/Suicide (0)
It's now day. You can start voting. Day will last for +/- 24 hours. The person with the most votes at the end of the day, will be lynched.
Note : Beefy187, if you're feeling creative, then you can pm me the lynch method of your choice.
Last edited by Andres; 02-18-2009 at 22:12.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Vote:taka.....What? you all that I was kidding....no I wasn't....taka is clearly suspicious
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
All Hail our beloved saviour, whoever his name may be!(is he/she the secret role?)
Vote: Captain Blackadder
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