I have huge, shapely muscles.
I am a stud.
The entire world is envious of me.
I am perfect.
I am...
Ok, well it is all a lie, but I am still alive at least, and that offers more to be thankful for (at least for me) than the alternative (which to most of us is dead, but to some I suppose it could mean undead depending on the circumstances. Then of course there are those of us who do not believe in death, so if that case I guess I would just be in a "better place". Then if you consider what a jerk I am, I guess I could also be not dead, but in a "warmer place". And of course if I was a soldier, I would not die, but simply fade away).
AND THE STUPIDEST POST EVER AWARD GOES TO>>>>>>>> VUK!
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