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  1. 02-12-2009, 00:28 #1
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    Default Funny stuff kids say, do, or write!!!

    My son came home today from kindergarten. His class was celebrating their 100th day of school. They wrote a small book based on the number 100... Here is a future Devastatin Dave in the making, maybe his name can be Bombastic Bobby....

    Title: Our 100 Days of School

    Page 1
    I can do 100 Math Problems.

    Page2
    But I can't do 100 pushups.

    Page 3
    I can eat 100 M&Ms.

    Page 4
    But I can't eat 100 cars

    Page 5
    If I had $100 I would buy a car

    Page 6
    But I wouldn't buy underwear.




    I'll let you draw your own conclusions!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    My son came home today from kindergarten. His class was celebrating their 100th day of school. They wrote a small book based on the number 100... Here is a future Devastatin Dave in the making, maybe his name can be Bombastic Bobby....

    Title: Our 100 Days of School

    Page 1
    I can do 100 Math Problems.

    Page2
    But I can't do 100 pushups.

    Page 3
    I can eat 100 M&Ms.

    Page 4
    But I can't eat 100 cars

    Page 5
    If I had $100 I would buy a car

    Page 6
    But I wouldn't buy underwear.




    I'll let you draw your own conclusions!!!!
    Your son will eventually decide to become manly enough to do 100 push-ups after eating 100 cars and will then strike it rich, buy a car and drive naked through the countryside while solving hundeds of math problems at a time.

    Sounds like a pretty awesome kid!
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  3. 02-12-2009, 02:05 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin View Post
    Your son will eventually decide to become manly enough to do 100 push-ups after eating 100 cars and will then strike it rich, buy a car and drive naked through the countryside while solving hundeds of math problems at a time.

    Sounds like a pretty awesome kid!
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    Default Re: Funny stuff kids say, do, or write!!!

    Sounds like a pretty awesome kid!
    And he doesn't afraid of anything.
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    He doesn't like underwear


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    Quote Originally Posted by desert View Post
    And he doesn't afraid of anything.


    Lol DevDave, he really does seem to take after you.
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