On guard sah!

[PershsNhpios]

Since I've tried it's been a while,
Since I challenged in my style,
For an Orgah reply,
In an Irish cry,
To outshine the common bile.

[Pannonian]

Since we're here it's been plain
That the common refrain
Is not to fill these halls with art
Nor clever discussions start
But to spam like crazy in the main

[PershsNhpios]

Hmm,
Only one has tried here,
One could surely shed a tear,
Lack of zest,
For poetic quest,
Has made ye dull I fear.

[desert]

I checked out the Frontroom today
and what should I happen to see,
but a man with no hat,
who wouldn't admit that
limericks are totally gay!

[PershsNhpios]

Most daring of you fine sir!
To give the pot a stir!
But the second line..
It undermines,
The quality of your slur..

[Novellus]

Stopped by to check out this thread---
And an idea popped into my head
That I'd sit here and rhyme
And waste all my time....
I probably should head off to bed....

[Che Roriniho]

I Enjoy Haiku
But I can't do the last line
Refridgerator

[Thermal]

Refrigerator
Oh the closet of indulgence!
There we store a chocolate trifle, wide and tall
Get plenty, get eyefuls, gobble it all! hear it call!
The coolest sensation sliding through your throat,
But wait! thats mine and you ate it all!

[Caius]

How funny is this,
some people need to kiss,
for those any girl comes good,
if they are in the mood.

[Megas Methuselah]

Electronic Arts!

Yea, I am rude
And also quite crude.
I am Megas Methuselah;
People stare at me, saying "Gah!"

Now remember: sweet is a kiss.
But if it's something you miss,
In your anger, do not join a raid
As it's nothing compared to being laid.

[Thermal]

What sexual desire does ye have?
Aren't you tired of slang?
Stop thrusting ye pelvic muscles!
It makes no sense to bang!