On guard sah!

[Novellus]

The size of one's own matters not
When his syllables conflict a lot
Though your phallus is large
You'll never take charge
When you cram all your words in one spot!

[The Fuzz]

Oh dear! and **** my life-
I had not meant for my ineptitude to cause strife!
Please accept my humblest apology
and try once again to examine my phallus' biology!
And no you cannot call it "a little fife"!

[PershsNhpios]

Now you aren't even trying,
And about other things you're lying,
If it were so large,
You'd be in charge,
Of a bed, and not here spying.

[The Fuzz]

I have learnt in my many years
that too large a size induces tears
It is my blessing, but also my curse,
to own a phallus that puts people in a Hearse;
now try to disarm me with your pitiful smears!

[desert]

Well now, Glenn, I'm afraid you are boned.
You are beasted; my friend, you are pwned.
Fuzz's watching my back,
Now we're on the attack!
Further stalling will not be condoned.

[Reverend Joe]

There once was a man from Nantucket,



...Darnit, how does the rest go?

[Lemur]

That's strange, I would swear that I heard
Your manhood was sized like a bird's;
All tiny and tender,
Return unto sender!
It's best neither seen nor heard.

[PershsNhpios]

You are shameless! Silly and slack!
You've lost any poetic knack!
I know not of your snake,
But the verses you make,
Would have anyone flat on their back!