On guard sah!

**The Fuzz** · 02-18-2009, 03:38

I have learnt in my many years
that too large a size induces tears
It is my blessing, but also my curse,
to own a phallus that puts people in a Hearse;
now try to disarm me with your pitiful smears!

**desert** · 02-18-2009, 03:50

Well now, Glenn, I'm afraid you are boned.
You are beasted; my friend, you are pwned.
Fuzz's watching my back,
Now we're on the attack!
Further stalling will not be condoned.

**Reverend Joe** · 02-18-2009, 03:53

There once was a man from Nantucket,

...Darnit, how does the rest go?

**Lemur** · 02-18-2009, 06:12

That's strange, I would swear that I heard
Your manhood was sized like a bird's;
All tiny and tender,
Return unto sender!
It's best neither seen nor heard.

**desert** · 02-18-2009, 06:21

Indeed, Fuzz is hung like a bird.
*Beep* so huge that it's quite absurd.
Lemur set himself up;
He is merely a pup
When compared to Fuzz - oh my word.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Hehe http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/e...ish_366856.htm

**PershsNhpios** · 02-18-2009, 07:41

It's obvious Des' is in bed,
With his precious long newly-wed,
He kindly praises,
The piece he raises,
No doubt with his mouth on the head..

Enough of that subject. Be not so crude.

**desert** · 02-18-2009, 08:40

You see? A reply so coarse,
Does indicate perforce,
That Glenn is quite charmed by
Aspersions disarmed by
Their lack of actual force.

**Togakure** · 02-23-2009, 04:46

Originally Posted by desert

Indeed, Fuzz is hung like a bird.
*Beep* so huge that it's quite absurd.
Lemur set himself up;
He is merely a pup
When compared to Fuzz - oh my word.

Now how would you know this, I wonder?
Have both of them torn you asunder?
They say a loose lip,
sinks many a ship,
ye should abandon your boat on this blunder!

**Megas Methuselah** · 02-23-2009, 06:19

Don't change the subject, hated foe,
For we were talking about a pretty hoe.
I urge you now, under pain of death,
To build on the topic started by Meth.

If you don't, I will kick and scream,
And use clever thoughts in a scheme,
To blacken your name on the wondrous Org,
So your reception will be as cold as a morgue.

**PershsNhpios** · 02-18-2009, 03:51

You are shameless! Silly and slack!
You've lost any poetic knack!
I know not of your snake,
But the verses you make,
Would have anyone flat on their back!