On guard sah!

[Reverend Joe]

There once was a man from Nantucket,



...Darnit, how does the rest go?

[Lemur]

That's strange, I would swear that I heard
Your manhood was sized like a bird's;
All tiny and tender,
Return unto sender!
It's best neither seen nor heard.

[desert]

Indeed, Fuzz is hung like a bird.
*Beep* so huge that it's quite absurd.
Lemur set himself up;
He is merely a pup
When compared to Fuzz - oh my word.

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[PershsNhpios]

It's obvious Des' is in bed,
With his precious long newly-wed,
He kindly praises,
The piece he raises,
No doubt with his mouth on the head..

Enough of that subject. Be not so crude.

[desert]

You see? A reply so coarse,
Does indicate perforce,
That Glenn is quite charmed by
Aspersions disarmed by
Their lack of actual force.

[Vuk]

Your hostility is very peturbing.
And then there is your peversion,
Which I find very disturbing.
Let's just end that discussion.

I do not know what a "limerick" is,
So if my lines are not quite right,
And are not like his,
On this subject, please shed light.

[Caius]

Please my friend,
let me put this to an end,
there must not be agression
as soon as we make a prossesion
to the mods we kindly thank
for not attacking us with a tank.

[Togakure]

Indeed, Fuzz is hung like a bird.
*Beep* so huge that it's quite absurd.
Lemur set himself up;
He is merely a pup
When compared to Fuzz - oh my word.

Now how would you know this, I wonder?
Have both of them torn you asunder?
They say a loose lip,
sinks many a ship,
ye should abandon your boat on this blunder!

[Megas Methuselah]

Don't change the subject, hated foe,
For we were talking about a pretty hoe.
I urge you now, under pain of death,
To build on the topic started by Meth.

If you don't, I will kick and scream,
And use clever thoughts in a scheme,
To blacken your name on the wondrous Org,
So your reception will be as cold as a morgue.

[Togakure]

Don't change the subject, hated foe,
For we were talking about a pretty hoe.
I urge you now, under pain of death,
To build on the topic started by Meth.

If you don't, I will kick and scream,
And use clever thoughts in a scheme,
To blacken your name on the wondrous Org,
So your reception will be as cold as a morgue.

My rep's already black as sin
most senior dweebs have not but scorn
I'm likened unto cheapest gin
my posts ignored like soft-core porn

The cool thing is I am not fazed
by derision from snobbish churls
the question is, why am I crazed?
to hang out here with nerdy gurlz

[Megas Methuselah]

Nerdy chicks are so gross,
With their greasy hair and their fat.
It's a party I won't host
If they're present, oh those rats.

In this world of sex and lust,
Those greasy girls won't put out.
Your manhood will surely rust,
If you hang with them, you lout!

I tell you now, man to man,
Listen to me, I'm the one,
I've thought up the greatest plan:
From those girls you must run.
Your rep is brutal like Genghis Khan,
Make it shine as the sun!

If you do this, you'll lose the nerds,
And the hotties will flock to you.
But like all the bees and the birds,
The'll say you're ugly, "Phee-ew!"