On guard sah!

[desert]

You see? A reply so coarse,
Does indicate perforce,
That Glenn is quite charmed by
Aspersions disarmed by
Their lack of actual force.

[Vuk]

Your hostility is very peturbing.
And then there is your peversion,
Which I find very disturbing.
Let's just end that discussion.

I do not know what a "limerick" is,
So if my lines are not quite right,
And are not like his,
On this subject, please shed light.

[Caius]

Please my friend,
let me put this to an end,
there must not be agression
as soon as we make a prossesion
to the mods we kindly thank
for not attacking us with a tank.

[desert]

This wasn't the foreseen result.
In enmity I don't exult.
But unfortunately,
Rhymes can only be
Used as an inventive insult.

[PershsNhpios]

That can't be true at all,
If indeed you might recall,
Many are made,
In the comic grade,
Of third person without the gall.

[desert]

Then I will assume that a puma
Will catch its death in icy Bruma,
And a chocolate canary
That at first seemed so scary,
Will assemble the very first Duma.

[Reverend Joe]

CARRY ON, MY WAYWARD SON,
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE,
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST,
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE!