On guard sah!

[Megas Methuselah]

Nerdy chicks are so gross,
With their greasy hair and their fat.
It's a party I won't host
If they're present, oh those rats.

In this world of sex and lust,
Those greasy girls won't put out.
Your manhood will surely rust,
If you hang with them, you lout!

I tell you now, man to man,
Listen to me, I'm the one,
I've thought up the greatest plan:
From those girls you must run.
Your rep is brutal like Genghis Khan,
Make it shine as the sun!

If you do this, you'll lose the nerds,
And the hotties will flock to you.
But like all the bees and the birds,
The'll say you're ugly, "Phee-ew!"