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**NagatsukaShumi** · 02-17-2009, 18:17

"Sir Isaac. He will kill you dead."

Excellent

**Sir Beane** · 02-17-2009, 20:21

Originally Posted by NagatsukaShumi

"Sir Isaac. He will kill you dead."

Excellent

The man uses his intimate knowledge of gravitational theory to precisesly calculate the exact force and angle needed to drop an apple on his opponent's head, concussing them and allowing him to finish them off.

**NagatsukaShumi** · 02-18-2009, 01:50

If he goes over to the caribbean he can used the deadly coconut to kill his opponents with gravity too

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**Sir Beane** · 02-18-2009, 02:39

Originally Posted by NagatsukaShumi

If he goes over to the caribbean he can used the deadly coconut to kill his opponents with gravity too

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Join Sir Isaac Newton in his caribbean adventure! Isaac Goes to Port Royale! Watch as he battles the dastardly Blackbeard using nothing but alchemical knowledge, advanced scientific reasoning and a double barrelled flintlock with bayonet attachment!

**A Very Super Market** · 02-18-2009, 03:38

Ooh, since there is talk of Napoleon, will you have famous scientists and such reincarnated as Gentlemen?

Oh. That's a pretty stupid comment then. How about famous murderers reincarnated as Rakes?