Britain Finds Cure for Recession!

[KukriKhan]

There's a catch: if you don't get everyone on board, it goes horribly, horribly wrong.

I never thought of that: the psychic wobble effect.

If the GB, at even 40%, with the Commonwealth at a respectable 20%, and the former colonies participate at 9-12% (just for old-tymes sake), while the rest just set on thir bums and do nothing...

M'gaw. The implications are huge. We've obviously got to either:

1) get the whole world to participate, or
2) scrap it all

lest we do harm.

[Major Robert Dump]

I have to report to Fort Sill on March 6th, I wonder if the Army would let me call-in for this.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

I never thought of that: the psychic wobble effect.

If the GB, at even 40%, with the Commonwealth at a respectable 20%, and the former colonies participate at 9-12% (just for old-tymes sake), while the rest just set on thir bums and do nothing...

M'gaw. The implications are huge. We've obviously got to either:

1) get the whole world to participate, or
2) scrap it all

lest we do harm.

It'll wind up with everyone working together except for one guy (maybe with the munchies!) hoping for Chinese food. And the world will drown in General Tso's sauce. A delicious way to go.