Britain Finds Cure for Recession!

[Lemur]

Looks like our neighbors across the pond have stumbled on the solution:

For exactly two minutes on March 6th at 11.00am our consortium of psychics and healers will act as a channel for the positive thoughts of the entire country.

Why Mach 6th at 11 am, you ask? Simple:

March 6th has been chosen as Faith of Britain Day because March is a time of seeing light emerging from the darkness of Winter, therefore emphasising hope in an unsure world. Numerologically this date is symbolic because the 3rd month, the 6th day and the 9th year are all multiples of 3 which is about balance - which is what we strive to achieve as humans. The time, 11.00am is a master number, or a powerful 2 (1 + 1) which is the duality of the inner and outer self, encouraging us to look within to find solutions.

Everybody clear on that? Now let's invoke quantum physics, even though we have no idea what that is.

It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics. Others simply call it "faith." We ask that you open your mind to joining in with a unique psychic force that will change our lives through the power of thought.

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When I imagine the people involved with something like this, I picture the following:

[CBR]

Sorry but my horoscope for next month says I should not believe in any mumbo jumbo, so no thanks.


CBR

[KukriKhan]

6 March. A Friday (and payday, yay!). 1100 GMT = 0300 California time. OK, I'll get up an hour earlier, and do an "OhhhhhM".

Hey... it's no more voodoo than "let's throw money we don't have everywhere, and hope it sticks.".

[ShadesPanther]

6 March. A Friday (and payday, yay!). 1100 GMT = 0300 California time. OK, I'll get up an hour earlier, and do an "OhhhhhM".

Hey... it's no more voodoo than "let's throw money we don't have everywhere, and hope it sticks.".

It's to resurrect the Empire, so potential subjects of the British Empire II don't need to do it.

[Romanus]

March 6th is a deadline for me. I have to turn in all my essay's and papers for the 2nd quarter so no time for all that mumbo jumbo.

[Adrian II]

My news ticker says the ghost of unemployment has juts been laid off. Remember, you heard it here first.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Everybody clear on that? Now let's invoke quantum physics, even though we have no idea what that is.

It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics.

Who? Who are these people that call this quantum physics?


CR

[Sigurd]

Everybody clear on that? Now let's invoke quantum physics, even though we have no idea what that is.

It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics. Others simply call it "faith." We ask that you open your mind to joining in with a unique psychic force that will change our lives through the power of thought.

I saw a show once called 'The Secret'. It had a lot of what you describe here.
I tried it and it worked with parking spaces, but the 10 million has yet to materialize in my bank account.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Will Parliament be halted for two minutes so the MP's can participate?

[Caius]

Forgive all the debts and lets see how things goes.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

There's a catch: if you don't get everyone on board, it goes horribly, horribly wrong.

[Gregoshi]

Who? Who are these people that call this quantum physics?

Quantum Leap of Faith Healers.

Odd that this organization only has email and snail mail under "contact us".

[KukriKhan]

There's a catch: if you don't get everyone on board, it goes horribly, horribly wrong.

I never thought of that: the psychic wobble effect.

If the GB, at even 40%, with the Commonwealth at a respectable 20%, and the former colonies participate at 9-12% (just for old-tymes sake), while the rest just set on thir bums and do nothing...

M'gaw. The implications are huge. We've obviously got to either:

1) get the whole world to participate, or
2) scrap it all

lest we do harm.

[Major Robert Dump]

I have to report to Fort Sill on March 6th, I wonder if the Army would let me call-in for this.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

I never thought of that: the psychic wobble effect.

If the GB, at even 40%, with the Commonwealth at a respectable 20%, and the former colonies participate at 9-12% (just for old-tymes sake), while the rest just set on thir bums and do nothing...

M'gaw. The implications are huge. We've obviously got to either:

1) get the whole world to participate, or
2) scrap it all

lest we do harm.

It'll wind up with everyone working together except for one guy (maybe with the munchies!) hoping for Chinese food. And the world will drown in General Tso's sauce. A delicious way to go.

[Furunculus]

Maybe Britains recession won't be so bad after all:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/c...yone-else.html

[Whacker]

It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics. Others simply call it "faith." We ask that you open your mind to joining in with a unique psychic force that will change our lives through the power of thought.

.... So why hasn't Lemur's head exploded yet? I've been willing this to happen for years now.

[Fisherking]

.... So why hasn't Lemur's head exploded yet? I've been willing this to happen for years now.

Maybe the approach was wrong…

A strong enough vacuum might neutralize the outward force…

[KukriKhan]

Two words:

Duck.

Tape.

(I tried the tp roll method to contain exploding brains . It works, but it leaks.)

[Lemur]

.... So why hasn't Lemur's head exploded yet? I've been willing this to happen for years now.

This explains those weird headaches ... and the visions of Anubis, the jackal-headed god ...

[Yoyoma1910]

6 March. A Friday (and payday, yay!). 1100 GMT = 0300 California time. OK, I'll get up an hour earlier, and do an "OhhhhhM".

Hey... it's no more voodoo than "let's throw money we don't have everywhere, and hope it sticks.".

Did I hear Voodoo! I'm ready.


Kalila Smith is kinda hot.




Maybe the Brits ned to get in touch with some of these folks:

New Orleans Voodoo Industry Website.

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V00DOO WEDDINGS - VOODOO SNAKE DANCE
Authentic Voodoo Rituals With

The New Orleans Voodoo Crossroads Dance & Drum Ensemble

[Gregoshi]

Kalila Smith is kinda hot.

She looks lunie to me.

[Yoyoma1910]

She looks lunie to me.

They all are.


Edit:

Err...

And by that I mean voodoo priestesses.




Maybe it's all that Luna... making them loony.

[Gregoshi]

Edit:

Err...

And by that I mean voodoo priestesses.




Maybe it's all that Luna... making them loony.

Changing your tune, eh?

[Yoyoma1910]

Changing your tune, eh?

It's called being married.