One I will dress up in a suit because he likes to be serious and the other I will dress up in a Guns and Roses T-shirt because he likes to party.
They will become staples of the Mr and Ms. South home.
Thats is all gentleman, good night.
I Want Two Chimps
One I will dress up in a suit because he likes to be serious and the other I will dress up in a Guns and Roses T-shirt because he likes to party.
They will become staples of the Mr and Ms. South home.
Thats is all gentleman, good night.
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You need awesome names for them or they will get angry and throw feces at you and your appliances.
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Don't give them Xanax.
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They might rip your face off. I'd rather have a dog.
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Don't we all my friend, don't we all.I Want Two Chimps
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I prefer Bonobos: they are similar to chimps, smaller, cuter, and less dangerous.
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...is that Christopher Lloyd???Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
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I think so.
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
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Sounds like a joke...
Two chimps walk into a ranch home in Lubbock...
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And I want to EAT that chimps... sounds yummy....
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Yet they solve social tension issues by U know...sexual activities....may add a bit of danger to your everyday live!I prefer Bonobos: they are similar to chimps, smaller, cuter, and less dangerous.
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This thread is racist, please lock
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haha, what.
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speciesist, to be precise
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In both cases, I demand an apology.
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bonobo sex..oh yes, it leaves nothing to imagination..makes the sexual revolution look like a coy people's festival
but that's why I want them in pairs; they can have sex when they are angry, not tear my face off.
@Mr.Dump: how is this racist? this thread is specifically meant to address popular demand for that adorable primate, the chimpanzee. I do not want chimps, I want bonobos darnit!!
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).
tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!
"We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode
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Is that how you spell it? I always thought it was specist...
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No idea, actually. I kind of made this up as I thought that 'race' would be the wrong category and 'species' would be more appropriate. My bet is that there is no such word.Is that how you spell it? I always thought it was specist...
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Oh noes!
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oh yes travis...
oh yes!
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