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    One I will dress up in a suit because he likes to be serious and the other I will dress up in a Guns and Roses T-shirt because he likes to party.

    They will become staples of the Mr and Ms. South home.

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    You need awesome names for them or they will get angry and throw feces at you and your appliances.
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    Don't give them Xanax.
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    They might rip your face off. I'd rather have a dog.

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    I Want Two Chimps
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    I prefer Bonobos: they are similar to chimps, smaller, cuter, and less dangerous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Don't give them Xanax.
    ...is that Christopher Lloyd???


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    Quote Originally Posted by cmacq View Post
    ...is that Christopher Lloyd???


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    I think so.
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    Sounds like a joke...

    Two chimps walk into a ranch home in Lubbock...


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    And I want to EAT that chimps... sounds yummy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibrahim View Post
    I prefer Bonobos: they are similar to chimps, smaller, cuter, and less dangerous.
    Yet they solve social tension issues by U know...sexual activities....may add a bit of danger to your everyday live!
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    This thread is racist, please lock
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    This thread is racist, please lock
    haha, what.

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    speciesist, to be precise

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    In both cases, I demand an apology.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Subedei View Post
    Yet they solve social tension issues by U know...sexual activities....may add a bit of danger to your everyday live!
    bonobo sex..oh yes, it leaves nothing to imagination..makes the sexual revolution look like a coy people's festival

    but that's why I want them in pairs; they can have sex when they are angry, not tear my face off.

    @Mr.Dump: how is this racist? this thread is specifically meant to address popular demand for that adorable primate, the chimpanzee. I do not want chimps, I want bonobos darnit!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by I of the Storm View Post
    speciesist, to be precise
    Is that how you spell it? I always thought it was specist...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Is that how you spell it? I always thought it was specist...
    No idea, actually. I kind of made this up as I thought that 'race' would be the wrong category and 'species' would be more appropriate. My bet is that there is no such word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    This thread is racist, please lock
    Oh noes!


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    oh yes travis...
    oh yes!







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