The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - mini mafia [Concluded]

[Andres]

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[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1

King Wahaha grinned. He had an evil plan to finally get rid of the conspirators. They would all DIE!

He would hide a letter near the small village where his 5 subjects lived.

The next morning, the peasants woke up. All of the sudden, one of them, who was actually King Wahaha in disguise, yelled:

"I found a letter! It says that there is a conspiracy against the King and we should gather and vote for the person who is most likely to be a conspirator!"

The peasants looked surprised.

"Screw that!", one of them said. "We've been ruled by that nutjob long enough now. We know King Wahaha is among us. It's one of us. I say we lynch the guy we think is King Wahaha so that we are finally free from that idiot!"

All peasants and a very disappointed King Wahaha nodded in agreement.

***

This game starts with a day phase!

Alive (6):
boudicahaha
takahaha
seireikhahahaan
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Killed

Lynched

WoG/Suicide


Note 1: With 6 players alive, it takes 3 votes to lynch. The first player to get 3 votes will be considered lynched and the night phase will start once the third vote has been cast. Night phase will end within 24 hours, unless it's impossible for me in which case it will be either a short or a long night phase.

Please, if you have a night action, make sure to send in your night orders ASAP.

Note 2 : Peasant role pm:

You are a peasant.

You want to get rid of the tyranny of King Wahaha, so you’ll vote for the person you think is King Wahaha in disguise.

Good luck

Have fun

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vohohohote:Takahahaha: lurhurhurker!

[Csargo]

Vote: Sasahahaki

[GeneralHankerchief]

Vote: boudi-caca

Strictly to make the juvenile excrement johohohoke.

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Seireikahahahaan

[GeneralHankerchief]

Unvote: boudica
Vote: khaan

Trying to set up an early-game WIFOM, are we?

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1 - Conclusion

The peasants started to talk. They didn't say very much and all of the sudden seireikhahahaan found himself in the middle of the attention.

"Are you going to lynch me?" he said.

"Yes! You look exactly like a King would look. You're him. DIE, King Wahaha! DIE!"

"Oh, but of course. I will be very happy to oblige."

To the surprise of the peasants, seireikhahahaan jumped up and down and up and down and up and down and up...

"We didn't say "jump up and down", we said DIE!"

"I'm busy, I'm busy," seireikhahahaan said.

The peasants looked confused.

"Ok," seireikhahahaan "now that I'm warmed up, I can die."

seireikhahahaan took a rope and three knives and started to juggle with these objects. While doing so, he started to sing a son:

" King Wahaha,
" Is eating a pizzahaha,
" I don't like pizzahaha,
" But I still like King Wahaha.

The peasants were starting to get worried about this weird spectacle.

"Ehm, Mister seireikhahahaan, we voted you. Could you please now fullfil your duty?"

"Ah, ok, sorry about that," seireikhahahaan said.

seireikhahahaan put the rope around his neck, attaced it to nearby bar, put a stool under his feet and started to stab himself with the knives.

"Goodbye, cruel world!" seireikhahahaan said. While he kept stabbing himself, he laughed hysterically. The blood was everywhere. After a couple of minutes, he couldn't keep his balance any longer and he stumbled off the cair. His neck broke instantly with a sickening dry sound.


Tally:

seireikhaan : 3 ('khaan, GH, taka)

taka : 1 (Sasaki)
Sasaki : 1 (Ichigo)

Not voted : 1 (boudica)



Alive (5):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Killed

Lynched (1)
seireikhahahaan

WoG/Suicide


It's now night. PM's please.

[boudica]

If a whole day is going to pass while I'm asleep, I guess I better not sleep.
And was Khaans' description in the write-up just Andres being funny, or did the special role just get lynched?

[seireikhaan]

[boudica]

I don't see how that is funny. I'm awake, I've been awake for the last 16 hours, I need to go to sleep and it's not even day yet!. Hey Khaan, wake me up before you pogo.

(ho, ho)

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 1 - Conclusion

Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho was sleeping in his small, yet very beautiful house.

King Wahaha sneaked into the house and looked around him.

"Hmmm, let's see, a PC, a television, mobile phone, ah, a second television, a frickin' PLAYSTATION 3, hey, even I, the King, don't have that,..."

King Wahaha switched on the Playstation and the HD Television and started to play games.

Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho woke up by the sound and saw his King playing games.

"Hey! That's my Playstationzzz! Get off it!"

"A bit calm there, mister, I am your KING!"

"Aren't you supposed to kill me instead of playing games?" Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho asked, sincerely surprised.

"Now, well, eh, yes, yes, you're right."

King Wahaha raised and thought for a minute.

"Ok, I suggest you start screaming in agony now."

"Ok," Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said and he started to scream :"AAAAH! HELP! HELP! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME!"

King Wahaha looked very pleased. "Good, good! You are a talent! Very well, now run around the house and keep screaming. Make sure you end up in a room you can't leave."

"HELP! HELP!" Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho kept yelling and ran into a room which had only one door.

"Fantastic!" the King said and he clapped his hands.

"I've done my part," Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said, "now please, kill me."

King Wahaha glared at the Playstation and sighed. "Oh well, no more games."

He pulled out a vacuum cleaner and started it. Both men were looking at each other. Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho had to yell to come above the buzzing sound: "I don't think this is going to work."

"You don't think so? I was sure you already looked a bit more dead than before I started. Let's give it another hour or so, ok?"

"You're the King..." Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said, shrugging his shoulders.

An hour later...

"Nope, it doesn't work," Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said.

"You have a better idea?" King Wahaha asked.

"Yeah, here take this gun and shoot me."

"Wonderful idea!", King Wahaha said delighted. He pointed the gun and shot Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho.

He left the house, taking the Playstation 3 with him.

***

Day 2

Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho died! Let's find the real scumbag today!

The remaining peasants cheered.

***

Alive (4):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro


Killed (1)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Lynched (1)
seireikhahahaan

WoG/Suicide


It's now day. It'll take 3 votes to lynch. Good luck.

P.S.: Sorry about the dealy, something came up yesterday evening and I couldn't be online.

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 1 - Conclusion

The peasants didn't say much. Some pointed fingers at each other, some of those fingers were pointed without having fulfilled the necessary previous formalities.

Yes, indeed, for some reason, there were formalities to respect before you could point your finger at someone in the Insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha.

Nonetheless, at the end of the day Sasahahaki Kojiro and takahaha both had the same amount of votes.

One of the other peasants stepped forward and he showed a coin. "I will flip this coin and..."

"No, no, not flipping a coin. That's so boring, it's always flipping a coin when you have to make a random decision. Let's be more creative!"

"But flipping a coin is tradition!"

"I have a better idea! Blindfold me and I'll throw knives at the two targets. The one who gets hit first, will die!"

"Brilliant idea! This will be highly entertaining!"

And so, one of the peasants blindfolded himself and started to throw knives. The first knife missed. The second knife missed. The third knife missed. The ......

*** Eight hours later ***

The four hundred and fifiteenth knife missed. The four hundred and sixtheenth...

Sasahahaki Kojiro and takahaha were standing in a pile of knives. Both started to look very, very bored.

All of the sudden, Sasahahaki Kojiro couldn't take it anymore and he cried out his frustration.

"Ok, I'll end this nonsense myself!"

He took one of the knives and stabbed himself to dead.

The three remaning peasants went to sleep.

***

Alive (3):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief


Killed (1)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Lynched (2)
seireikhahahaan
Sasahahaki Kojiro

WoG/Suicide


It's now night. PM's please.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Ahahaharrrg!

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 2 - Conclusion

GeneralHahahankerchief was awake. He went out of his house and started to think about what hahahappend.

"Mmmm...," he said to himself, "we probably lynched the King, so maybe I should now pretend to be the King! Yes, I only need to get rid of those other two idiots and I'll be King of this Kingdom!"

While he was walking and muttering in himself, he noticed boudicahaha and he immediately executed his plan.

"Hahahahaha! I am King Wahaha and I will kill you! Die! Die!"

"You are mistaken, sir," boudicahaha said, "I am King Wahaha! Die! Die!"

The two kept yelling at each other:

"Die! Die! Die!"

"Die! Die! Die!"

Three hours later, both where still alive.

takahaha stormed out of his home and started to yell at the two weird figures shouting at each other.

"Could you please shut up! I am planning my next assassination here and I can't concentrate at all!"

"Whahahat?" both GeneralHahahankerchief and boudicahaha said simulteanously. "Are you King Wahaha?"

takahaha sighed. "No, I'm Santa Claus in disguise."

boudicahaha and GeneralHahahankerchief started to jump -->

"We want a Playstation 3! We want a Playstation 3! Hahahaha!"

takahaha sighed again.

"I was being sarcahahastic! I'm not Santa Claus, I'm King Wahaha!"

"I'm King Wahaha!" GeneralHahahankerchief said, firmly.

"I'm King Wahaha!" boudicahaha said, even firmlier.

"I'm King Wahaha!" takahaha said, and he drew a rotten banana.

"Oh no! A rotten bananahaha! We will die now!" GeneralHahahankerchief and boudicahaha said and they started to run away.

takahaha threw the banana and both peasants slipped. They fell and both broke their skulls.

"Hahahahahaha!" King Wahaha said.

***

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Alive (1):

takahaha - King Wahaha



Killed (3)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho - townie
boudicahaha - townie
GeneralHahahankerchief - townie

Lynched (2)
seireikhahahaan - Jester (objective : get yourself lynched and make sure King Wahaha survives.
Sasahahaki Kojiro - townie


MAFIA VICTORY !

[seireikhaan]

Fun, if short, game, Andres. I had a lot of fun, anyways.