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The Incredible Story of King Wahaha.
A long time ago, there was a Kingdom, named "The insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha".
It won't come as a surprise if I would tell you that the King of this Kingdom was King Wahaha.
King Wahaha had 5 subjects. Since King Wahaha was very concerned about his safety, he was anonymous. He acted just like the other inhabitants of the Kingdom. In the Insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha nobody knew who the King was.
King Wahaha was convinced that the inhabitants of his Kingdom were planning to get him killed. King Wahaha was not an idiot though, so he decided to start killing his peasants.
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It's been a while since we've had a mini mafia, so I figured, why not starting one. And it gives those who got lynched/killed in the large games something to do.
Rules
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Roles:
1 mafia : King Wahaha
4 townies : "the peasants"
1 secret role : secret
Signed up (6/6)
boudicahaha
takahaha
seireikhahahaan
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho
Mwah haha haaaa!
please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)
please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)Originally Posted by boudica:
Mwah haha haaaa! please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)
Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.Mwah haha haaaa!
please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)
Originally Posted by Andres:
Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.
oh. fairy nuff. Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.
I shall just have to Originally Posted by Andres:
Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.
ooo getting kinky andres? Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.
Originally Posted by taka:
ooo getting kinky andres?
*** Puts taka in a similar cage and eats all the keys. Has an upcoming stomachache ***ooo getting kinky andres?
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
GeneralHahahahahankerchief reporting for duty.
Sasahahahaki is in.
Sign ups clohohosed.
The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1
King Wahaha grinned. He had an evil plan to finally get rid of the conspirators. They would all DIE!
He would hide a letter near the small village where his 5 subjects lived.
The next morning, the peasants woke up. All of the sudden, one of them, who was actually King Wahaha in disguise, yelled:
"I found a letter! It says that there is a conspiracy against the King and we should gather and vote for the person who is most likely to be a conspirator!"
The peasants looked surprised.
"Screw that!", one of them said. "We've been ruled by that nutjob long enough now. We know King Wahaha is among us. It's one of us. I say we lynch the guy we think is King Wahaha so that we are finally free from that idiot!"
All peasants and a very disappointed King Wahaha nodded in agreement.
***
This game starts with a day phase!
Alive (6):
boudicahaha
takahaha
seireikhahahaan
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho
Killed
Lynched
WoG/Suicide
Note 1: With 6 players alive, it takes 3 votes to lynch. The first player to get 3 votes will be considered lynched and the night phase will start once the third vote has been cast. Night phase will end within 24 hours, unless it's impossible for me in which case it will be either a short or a long night phase.
Please, if you have a night action, make sure to send in your night orders ASAP.
Note 2 : Peasant role pm:
Originally Posted by Andres:
You are a peasant.
You want to get rid of the tyranny of King Wahaha, so you’ll vote for the person you think is King Wahaha in disguise.
Good luck
You are a peasant.
You want to get rid of the tyranny of King Wahaha, so you’ll vote for the person you think is King Wahaha in disguise.
Good luck
Have fun
Vohohohote:Takahahaha: lurhurhurker!
Vote: Sasahahaki
Vote: boudi-caca
Strictly to make the juvenile excrement johohohoke.
Strictly to make the juvenile excrement johohohoke.
Vote: Seireikahahahaan
Unvote: boudica
Vote: khaan
Trying to set up an early-game WIFOM, are we?
Vote: khaan
Trying to set up an early-game WIFOM, are we?
Now now, GeneralHahahahankerchief, you know that I would never commit WIFOM.
Tempted to instant lynch. But of course if khaan is town I'd probably be lynched next round and the mafia would win.
I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.
VV congrats on 6k! Now die!
I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.
VV congrats on 6k! Now die!
Well, I'm not sure what khaan's playing at TBH. But it seems like the type of thing he'd do, especially in a small game.
-edit- Nice, I get 6k here. Thanks btw.
-edit- Nice, I get 6k here.
Thanks btw.If someone gets WoG'd, I'll replace, can I just be your cleaner in the meantime?
Originally Posted by 777Ares777:
If someone gets WoG'd, I'll replace, can I just be your cleaner in the meantime?
Woohoo! Sigurd! We have a volunteer!If someone gets WoG'd, I'll replace, can I just be your cleaner in the meantime?
Here you go:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Huh, yeah thanks
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro:
Tempted to instant lynch. But of course if khaan is town I'd probably be lynched next round and the mafia would win.
I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.
VV congrats on 6k! Now die!
Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; Today at 22:07.
What to do to make sure people understand an important part of the rules...Tempted to instant lynch. But of course if khaan is town I'd probably be lynched next round and the mafia would win.
I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.
VV congrats on 6k! Now die!
Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; Today at 22:07.
1) Bold it
2) WRITE IT IN CAPITALS
3) USE RED
Originally Posted by Andres:
What to do to make sure people understand an important part of the rules...
1) Bold it
2) WRITE IT IN CAPITALS
3) USE RED
Shh! That was my sneaky way of leaving my vote on taka!What to do to make sure people understand an important part of the rules...
1) Bold it
2) WRITE IT IN CAPITALS
3) USE RED
am i the only one not voted yet? :S
vote: seireikhahahaan since we need 3 to lynch, or else we'll be here forever!
vote: seireikhahahaan since we need 3 to lynch, or else we'll be here forever!
Hm, in the future I shouldn't be so quick to place a second vote on someone.
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief:
Hm, in the future I shouldn't be so quick to place a second vote on someone.
We're in a pickle for sure. If khaan is innocent we'll have one lynch tomorrow. But we can probably rely on the special role to help us out in some capacity like investigating taka.Hm, in the future I shouldn't be so quick to place a second vote on someone.
This will be the first Mafia game I missed since coming back I think. 
Ah well, have fun to all lucky 6. 
Ah well, have fun to all lucky 6.
The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1 - Conclusion
The peasants started to talk. They didn't say very much and all of the sudden seireikhahahaan found himself in the middle of the attention.
"Are you going to lynch me?" he said.
"Yes! You look exactly like a King would look. You're him. DIE, King Wahaha! DIE!"
"Oh, but of course. I will be very happy to oblige."
To the surprise of the peasants, seireikhahahaan jumped up and down and up and down and up and down and up...
"We didn't say "jump up and down", we said DIE!"
"I'm busy, I'm busy," seireikhahahaan said.
The peasants looked confused.
"Ok," seireikhahahaan "now that I'm warmed up, I can die."
seireikhahahaan took a rope and three knives and started to juggle with these objects. While doing so, he started to sing a son:
" King Wahaha,
" Is eating a pizzahaha,
" I don't like pizzahaha,
" But I still like King Wahaha.
The peasants were starting to get worried about this weird spectacle.
"Ehm, Mister seireikhahahaan, we voted you. Could you please now fullfil your duty?"
"Ah, ok, sorry about that," seireikhahahaan said.
seireikhahahaan put the rope around his neck, attaced it to nearby bar, put a stool under his feet and started to stab himself with the knives.
"Goodbye, cruel world!" seireikhahahaan said. While he kept stabbing himself, he laughed hysterically. The blood was everywhere. After a couple of minutes, he couldn't keep his balance any longer and he stumbled off the cair. His neck broke instantly with a sickening dry sound.
Tally:
seireikhaan : 3 ('khaan, GH, taka)
taka : 1 (Sasaki)
Sasaki : 1 (Ichigo)
Not voted : 1 (boudica)
Alive (5):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho
Killed
Lynched (1)
seireikhahahaan
WoG/Suicide
It's now night. PM's please.
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