Comrades, I see the game is now afoot.


My name is Вячесла́в Миха́йлович Мо́лотов, or as some of you may say, Vyacheslav Mikhailovich Molotov. I am well known around the world for my abilities as a bartender.


Haha, I joke.




Let us get this capitalist pig-dog, before he infects out mother land with a bunch of mickey mousery.