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    ... with this new range of t-shirts!

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    Why are the models all black? What are they trying to say? That all blacks are ?
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    Be intresting to wear an ex masterbator shirt just to see peoples reactions... would certainly bring a smile from me if i saw someone walking down the street in one...
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    id be shot if i wore one of those.
    seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    Be intresting to wear an ex masterbator shirt just to see peoples reactions... would certainly bring a smile from me if i saw someone walking down the street in one...
    Yeah it would be great just to get the reactions.
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    If I were the girl in the top photo, I'd be careful around the guy sitting next to her; he's got a rag on his knee. Maybe he only became an "ex" 2 or 3 minutes ago? Don't shake hands in congratulations!
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    I ordered myself the 'EX-threesomes with blonde, busty Swedes' shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    id be shot if i wore one of those.
    seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.
    How about you make it a bit more biblical.

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    Thank you, but I prefer to remain in my sinful ways...
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    I didn't see the "EX-Christian" one that I was looking for...


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    I want to deep fry them. It would make them that much more awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    id be shot if i wore one of those.
    seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.
    I agree that it might not win you invites to parties, but wouldn't the Charedi prefer "Ex" to "Practicing?" At least on the days set aside for self atonement and atonement to others....
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    hell, just the word masturbation would set them on edge....
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    The people who created this site are living proof that going too long without some sort of action (solo or not) really fries your brains. So risk getting hairy palms boys 'n' girls because the alternative is too scary to contemplate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rasoforos View Post
    The people who created this site are living proof that going too long without some sort of action (solo or not) really fries your brains. So risk getting hairy palms boys 'n' girls because the alternative is too scary to contemplate.
    More like living proof of profiteers.


    Do these people really think it shows well of their religion that they go around wearing garbage like this? Why don't they just write it on their own shirts with a permanent marker or something, at least that would be more personal.

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    How about you make it a bit more biblical.

    "Ex-follower of Onan"

    I think this line of thought is encouraging. For an ecclesiastic example:

    "EX Basher of the Bishop."
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    The comments on that page are priceless.
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    For everytime they don't, Im doing it twice.
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    this reminds me of a funny story that happened to me and my grade when i visited with them in 2007.
    we were walking in a VERY religious section of jerusalem.
    a few girls in my grade did the mistake of wearing sohpies and tank tops.
    by the time we left, they had a strawberry, a carrot, a few grapes, plus an apple thown at them.
    while its disrespectful, i got a good laugh out of it.
    plus i wore my "camp morningwood" tshirt, but no one threw anything at me, either because they didnt get it or they dont know what it is.....
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    I looked at the picture of the black guy wearing the 'Ex-Slave' shirt and was just kind
    Tallyho lads, rape the houses and burn the women! Leave not a single potted plant alive! Full speed ahead and damn the cheesemongers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho View Post
    How about you make it a bit more biblical.

    "Ex-follower of Onan"

    He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    this reminds me of a funny story that happened to me and my grade when i visited with them in 2007.
    we were walking in a VERY religious section of jerusalem.
    a few girls in my grade did the mistake of wearing sohpies and tank tops.
    by the time we left, they had a strawberry, a carrot, a few grapes, plus an apple thown at them.
    while its disrespectful, i got a good laugh out of it.
    plus i wore my "camp morningwood" tshirt, but no one threw anything at me, either because they didnt get it or they dont know what it is.....
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

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    hell, i didnt care if they wore those skimpy outfits.....
    but apparently the charedim cared..... freaks.....
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    Can't I have an Ex-Theist shirt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subotan View Post
    Can't I have an Ex-Theist shirt?
    THey might have an 'Ex-Idolater' shirt.
    Tallyho lads, rape the houses and burn the women! Leave not a single potted plant alive! Full speed ahead and damn the cheesemongers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed.

    Maybe he was an early adopter of sustainable practices. Maybe he didn't want to waste resources and went in for some liquid compost.
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