id be shot if i wore one of those.
seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.
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id be shot if i wore one of those.
seriously, try walking into a Charedi (ultra-orthodox judasim) neighborhood with one of those. you will get stoned.
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How about you make it a bit more biblical.Originally Posted by hooahguy
"Ex-follower of Onan"
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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I didn't see the "EX-Christian" one that I was looking for...
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
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"Whacker"
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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And proud of it baby!!! YEAH!
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
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I think this line of thought is encouraging. For an ecclesiastic example:How about you make it a bit more biblical.
"Ex-follower of Onan"
"EX Basher of the Bishop."
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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The comments on that page are priceless.
“The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France
"The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
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For everytime they don't, Im doing it twice.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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this reminds me of a funny story that happened to me and my grade when i visited with them in 2007.
we were walking in a VERY religious section of jerusalem.
a few girls in my grade did the mistake of wearing sohpies and tank tops.
by the time we left, they had a strawberry, a carrot, a few grapes, plus an apple thown at them.
while its disrespectful, i got a good laugh out of it.
plus i wore my "camp morningwood" tshirt, but no one threw anything at me, either because they didnt get it or they dont know what it is.....
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Its Israel Its hot! Give them a break!this reminds me of a funny story that happened to me and my grade when i visited with them in 2007.
we were walking in a VERY religious section of jerusalem.
a few girls in my grade did the mistake of wearing sohpies and tank tops.
by the time we left, they had a strawberry, a carrot, a few grapes, plus an apple thown at them.
while its disrespectful, i got a good laugh out of it.
plus i wore my "camp morningwood" tshirt, but no one threw anything at me, either because they didnt get it or they dont know what it is.....
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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hell, i didnt care if they wore those skimpy outfits.....
but apparently the charedim cared..... freaks.....
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I looked at the picture of the black guy wearing the 'Ex-Slave' shirt and was just kind
Tallyho lads, rape the houses and burn the women! Leave not a single potted plant alive! Full speed ahead and damn the cheesemongers!
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He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed.How about you make it a bit more biblical.
"Ex-follower of Onan"
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Winston Churchill
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Maybe he was an early adopter of sustainable practices. Maybe he didn't want to waste resources and went in for some liquid compost.He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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Sorry for going a bit off topic, but this t-shirt still cracks me up whenever I see it. I should probably get it.
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That's great!
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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"Abuse"?? Are these people doing it wrong?
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Winston Churchill
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I agree that it might not win you invites to parties, but wouldn't the Charedi prefer "Ex" to "Practicing?" At least on the days set aside for self atonement and atonement to others....
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
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hell, just the word masturbation would set them on edge....
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The people who created this site are living proof that going too long without some sort of action (solo or not) really fries your brains. So risk getting hairy palms boys 'n' girls because the alternative is too scary to contemplate.
Αξιζει φιλε να πεθανεις για ενα ονειρο, κι ας ειναι η φωτια του να σε καψει.
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More like living proof of profiteers.
Do these people really think it shows well of their religion that they go around wearing garbage like this? Why don't they just write it on their own shirts with a permanent marker or something, at least that would be more personal.
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