Re: Pledge your determination to stop self abuse...
He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed.Originally Posted by Idaho
How about you make it a bit more biblical.
"Ex-follower of Onan"
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
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Re: Pledge your determination to stop self abuse...
Maybe he was an early adopter of sustainable practices. Maybe he didn't want to waste resources and went in for some liquid compost.He spilt his seed on the ground. I imagine that cloths / toilet roll is more common these days. If you do regularly do so outside on the dirt, then I stand corrected... and mildly disturbed.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
Re: Pledge your determination to stop self abuse...
Sorry for going a bit off topic, but this t-shirt still cracks me up whenever I see it. I should probably get it.
EDIT: Removed hotlinked picture. Please host pictures yourself as detailed in the forum rules. BG
Last edited by Banquo's Ghost; 02-27-2009 at 17:42.
Re: Pledge your determination to stop self abuse...
That's great!
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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Re: Pledge your determination to stop self abuse...
"Abuse"?? Are these people doing it wrong?
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Winston Churchill
Re: Pledge your determination to stop self abuse...
"Abuse"?? Are these people doing it wrong?
Maybe? (Link is SFW, the pic is)
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
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