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    Default Modesty patch

    Just out of curiosity, does anyone use it?

    I guess if you have a girlfriend or young children around but I'd never do it just because theyr'e naked.
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    Default Re: Modesty patch

    Yes, I use it. Should my parents ever find out that I'm playing video games, especially ones that contain "graphic nudity"...
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    Default Re: Modesty patch

    Eh, its somewhat distracting.
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    My wife doesn't care
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    I don't use it. But I feel like everytime I see them in battlefield I'm a bit immature since I can't help but laugh at a big formation of naked men with just helmets charging my army.

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    I do not-they look wrong when they have loincloths (as they are supposed to be naked fanatics, no?)

    that said, I just cover me eyes when I see them up close
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    Default Re: Modesty patch

    Quote Originally Posted by Decius Carbo View Post
    I don't use it. But I feel like everytime I see them in battlefield I'm a bit immature since I can't help but laugh at a big formation of naked men with just helmets charging my army.
    So that's why they disrupt formations.

    I use it. Otherwise I'd start giggling like an idiot whenever I'd have to fight those buggers.
    I can't help but think of Frankie Boyle...

    "The Gauls have us surrounded, sir. They're standing on the horizon, waving their spears. Wait a minute... those aren't spears." ['Zulus' replaced by 'Gauls' here]
    To settle the deal between Romans and Greeks once and for all... both Italy and Greece are in deep s*** at the moment. Do you really think who had the biggest spear in antiquity makes any difference?

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    I have opted for the loincloths as I have a 10 yr old, who will play this mod, he has played RTW, since age 6 with supervision. When they come running its like having lots of Tarzans running at you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Βελισάριος View Post

    "The Gauls have us surrounded, sir. They're standing on the horizon, waving their spears. Wait a minute... those aren't spears." ['Zulus' replaced by 'Gauls' here]
    Haha, I laughed a bit too hard and leaned back to far and fell out of my chair. Made my day...
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    I don't use it!
    Whenever those LSD-nudists come along, I order my good ole Cretan archers to aim at the thing between their legs...a nice burning arrow in your nether regions can really make a difference...

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    Default Re: Modesty patch

    I have an even more interesting question. Will the Gaesatae have different kinds of Penisses in EB II ? Or will they still be clone-genital warriors?

    Seriously: no, I don't use the patch. Why shouldn't I see a penis, which half the people of the world have, including myself? Ok, it's not like I would go shopping naked or wanting to see anyones penis at all, but if the Gaesatae fought naked, they also should do in the game, in the name of accuracy.

    It only would be different, if I had young children who got access to my computer and thereby to the game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwissBarbar View Post
    I have an even more interesting question. Will the Gaesatae have different kinds of Penisses in EB II ? Or will they still be clone-genital warriors?
    Lets not recreate that center thread.... I'm sure the EB guys would appreciate that.

    Back on topic: A 10 year old palying EB? I bet he must be doing well in history class.
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    What's a center thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by antisocialmunky View Post
    Lets not recreate that center thread.... I'm sure the EB guys would appreciate that.

    Back on topic: A 10 year old palying EB? I bet he must be doing well in history class.
    He really loves his history, particularly the Romans, Macedonians and the Persians. On many occasions he has embarrassed adults, with his knowledge. One memorable occasion was his teacher telling my wife that he was talking gobbledy gook. The teacher explained he was telling him and the class about Hastati's, Principes and Triari, what on earth was he talking back? My wife luckily knew enough to tell him, what it was all about. Apparently he smiled, looked very humble and said' right'.

    Presently he his playing the Goths on BI and has told me that the Romans get what they deserved, that it was Alaric would have wanted. Basically he sacks every settlement, that is how he sees it

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    I like your child. I hope if I have a son one day, he will be as interested in history as his father ^^
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    there's an entry in wikipedia about hegemon, a mod for M2:TW, with a pic of the naked gaesetae. when i saw it i couldn't help but LOL. just look it up and see why.

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    I don't see a pic, give the link please
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    Default Re: Modesty patch

    I don't use it, I don't mind it and its fun as I have a litle brother of 15
    it always cracks me up when I press pause when the gaesetae charge and then say: hey, you got to see this ans then he's teenage mind compels him to react in total disgust :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by glouch View Post
    there's an entry in wikipedia about hegemon, a mod for M2:TW, with a pic of the naked gaesetae. when i saw it i couldn't help but LOL. just look it up and see why.
    Last time I visited wikipedia, it was already deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwissBarbar View Post
    What's a center thread?
    IIRC center=total war center.
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    HAH! I told you guys, that they would remove the naked dudes, yet you disagreed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decius Carbo View Post
    I don't use it. But I feel like everytime I see them in battlefield I'm a bit immature since I can't help but laugh at a big formation of naked men with just helmets charging my army.
    same here i call them charging homo's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Husker98 View Post
    same here i call them charging homo's
    ...Despite the fact that the Celts ritually murdered anyone caught engaging in homosexual activity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Husker98 View Post
    same here i call them charging homo's
    Not cool mate...
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    Homos? As in the Latin word "human"?

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    If you want to give him the benefit of the doubt, fine. But that was seriously uncalled for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husker98 View Post
    same here i call them charging homo's
    It is this man's firm believe that any activity preformed naked is to be considered gay.

    He never takes showers, you know.


    As for the modesty patch. As Swiss Barbar already said. Half the world's population has got something dangling between their legs. I think the same about the naked units than I think about any bare breasted unit: why don't they put on some armour?

    I also don't get that, in my eyes, typically American reaction on non-erotic nudity. "Somebody please think of the children!!" and all that..
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    "Charging Homos" could only really be applied to a Theban Sacred Ban unit if it were charging at you...
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    Thebes? Thebes doesn't exist anymore...
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    If you want to give him the benefit of the doubt, fine. But that was seriously uncalled for.
    I was being sarcastic -_-

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