Man Cooking

[Vuk]

You are in a "Man" thread.

Good point, expect to be insulted. *flexes muscles*

I'm the person who stopped Vuk making chocolate-oil cake. As such I should be honoured. Possibly with a nice statue surrounded by gardens.

Anyway, I wouldn't choose tempora. I prefer my men to stew

Nah, seriously, thanks for your help. I had absolutely no idea how you would make a cake. :P You gotta admit though, my guess was pretty close. :P Anyway, I will try to pay you back by sharing some tried and true man cooking knowledge tomorrow. Most everything I know how to cook is really quick, and really cheap. I made them when I was working a minimum wage job and had to get up at 4 every morning. :P They are meaty and good though. :D

I recommend replacing the chocolate with ground pork. And you can make a nice special treat by adding crushed fried bacon.


Edit: I'll go digging to see if I can find my recipe for it, to give you the right portions. I had a friend who was diabetic, so I used to make this for him on his birthday.


The basic ingredients are:
Ground Pork (Beef is also fine, or turkey as well)
Eggs
Bread Crumbs
Crumbled Bacon
Worcestershire
Fennel Seeds
And a nice spicey seasoning blend (I use Meat Magic, but Tony Chacere's is fine, if a bit more salty)

It's baked like a meat loaf, but in a cake pan, and multiple layers are encouraged.


For the icing:

Vinegar
Worcestershire
Seasoning Blend
BBQ sauce
Sriracha
Garlic powder

Bring to boil, then add

Tomato paste

Cook down over low heat until thick and sticky. Let cool and thicken.

Hmmm...I'll have to wait till I am in the States again for that one. :P I wouldn't be able to find those ingridients. :P