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Someone should get a video up when the game releases showing the Failboat doing a suicide sail right into a fleet of enemy ships. No firing at the enemy, no attempt to do anything but meet demise.
Originally Posted by Greyblades:
4. HMS Pantsless
Um, HT, Pants means something else than what you may be thinking, here in the UK...
No it doesn't. It means trousers/leggings/bottoms/pants/other phrases used.4. HMS Pantsless
Um, HT, Pants means something else than what you may be thinking, here in the UK...
Or, pantsless referring to being drunk, under the assumption they remove their pants when so.
Mate, I meant in the UK pants means underwear not the US version which means Trousers.
I don't know...
Can we name our admirals to?
If so then: Admiral SupaCrunk
Can we name our admirals to?
If so then: Admiral SupaCrunk
Admiral McLovin
Ravished By The Sheer Implausibility Of That Last Statement
Possibly just a long series of Hand of God
I wonder about the names whether we get a default name based on number of units of that type raised/raised in that region?
Possibly just a long series of Hand of God
I wonder about the names whether we get a default name based on number of units of that type raised/raised in that region?
The Nuppin
HMS 'Ni!' Enemies will roll over and die at the sight of it, provided there's no ship named 'It' on their side.
Obviously, my French fleet willl be stuffed with ships like 'Yourr Mother Was a Hamster' and 'Your Father Smelled of Elderberries' or 'I Fart in Your General Direction'. I do so much love being lame.
Obviously, my French fleet willl be stuffed with ships like 'Yourr Mother Was a Hamster' and 'Your Father Smelled of Elderberries' or 'I Fart in Your General Direction'. I do so much love being lame.
HMS The Bank of England
Originally Posted by IlDuce:
Got a few names lined up for ships. Props if you know where they're from.
No More Mr Nice Guy
Of Course I Still Love You
Little Rascal
So Much For Subtlety
Size Isn't Everything
Problem Child
Attitude Adjuster
Frank Exchange Of Views
Quietly Confident
Serious Callers Only
I Blame My Mother*
I Blame Your Mother*
Big Sexy Beast
Funny, It Worked Last Time
It'll Be Over By Christmas
You'll Thank Me Later
All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff
Resistance Is Character-Forming
Don't Try This At Home
Pure Big Mad Boat Man
You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave
*Always to the same type of ship, in the same fleet, next to eachother in the line.
Not exactly the most traditional names but I want them to have a bit of personality. Plus I think in the real world the enemy would be a bit more scared of HMS Kiss my Ass than HMS Queen Elizabeth II.
Some of these names are hilarious Got a few names lined up for ships. Props if you know where they're from.
No More Mr Nice Guy
Of Course I Still Love You
Little Rascal
So Much For Subtlety
Size Isn't Everything
Problem Child
Attitude Adjuster
Frank Exchange Of Views
Quietly Confident
Serious Callers Only
I Blame My Mother*
I Blame Your Mother*
Big Sexy Beast
Funny, It Worked Last Time
It'll Be Over By Christmas
You'll Thank Me Later
All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff
Resistance Is Character-Forming
Don't Try This At Home
Pure Big Mad Boat Man
You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave
*Always to the same type of ship, in the same fleet, next to eachother in the line.
Not exactly the most traditional names but I want them to have a bit of personality. Plus I think in the real world the enemy would be a bit more scared of HMS Kiss my Ass than HMS Queen Elizabeth II.
Your ships made me laugh so I'm only going to shoot down your masts and spare you from drowning.
Ships should be named after women and loved accordingly.
Originally Posted by Greyblades:
Mate, I meant in the UK pants means underwear not the US version which means Trousers.
Same in the United Kingdom, at least in North-West England. We call them underpants/boxers/y-fronts.Mate, I meant in the UK pants means underwear not the US version which means Trousers.
Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar:
HMS The Bank of England
Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?HMS The Bank of England
Originally Posted by TiberiusBeskar:
Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?
Gotta love political jokes Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?
Originally Posted by Greyblades:
Gotta love political jokes
The Org: Total War discussion and biting satire Gotta love political jokes
.Anyone thinking of giving their ships normal names? (I'm not).
I'm going to christen it: .I.. >< ..I.
H.M.S Titanic?
H.M.S New Labour
H.M.S. Crushanator normal enough?
I will prob give normal names anyway, i wouldnt beable to stand looking at silly names for a long period of time, as i think it spoils the atmosphere, my flag ship will probably be H.M.S. Subjugation or Liberation.
I will prob give normal names anyway, i wouldnt beable to stand looking at silly names for a long period of time, as i think it spoils the atmosphere, my flag ship will probably be H.M.S. Subjugation or Liberation.
Apollo 13 
Beckenbauer
Black Flood
Bismarck
Bounty
Churchill
Enterprise !
Hurricane
Panther
Spitfire
Taifun
Beckenbauer
Black Flood
Bismarck
Bounty
Churchill
Enterprise !
Hurricane
Panther
Spitfire
Taifun
Originally Posted by Monk:
I'll definately have an H.M.S Beane, H.M.S Martok and H.M.S Nelson.
What 'bout me?????!!! I'll definately have an H.M.S Beane, H.M.S Martok and H.M.S Nelson.
My ships will be boring, except for the terror of the seas. Strike for the South.
When I make a ship to sail against England I'm calling it demo :P
HMS BSOD
HMS 404
HMS CTD
HMS OHGODIFORGOTTOTURNONAUTOSAVE
HMS 404
HMS CTD
HMS OHGODIFORGOTTOTURNONAUTOSAVE
Originally Posted by TiberiusBeskar:
Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?
How dare you! It has been nothing but tightly regulated! Its Great Captain had kept a watchful eye upon the books, no matter that it was covered with an eye patch on account of him being half blind...Problem with that ship, does it start off sinking, or just barely staying afloat?
HMS Accountabilty Is NOT In The Contract, will be a first rater, having the ability to fend off all comers.
I am really looking foreward to an HMS Bugger.
What about Banksian names such as "Resistance Is Character-Forming" or "Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall"?
how about HMS With Extreme Prejudice.
Being Vain however quite a few will be named after his royal highness Batemonkey
Being Vain however quite a few will be named after his royal highness Batemonkey
H.M.S. THISISFORMTW2MILAN
HMS All The Guys Inside Know How To Swim
HMS You Can't Beat Me, I Run Faster
HMS Floating Is A Miracle, Don't Hit It
HMS We'd Rather Float On Beer, This Makes Sinking Fun
HMS What Are You Sinking About? (this only for German faction)
HMS You Can't Beat Me, I Run Faster
HMS Floating Is A Miracle, Don't Hit It
HMS We'd Rather Float On Beer, This Makes Sinking Fun
HMS What Are You Sinking About? (this only for German faction)
Originally Posted by Sir Beane:
The Org: Total War discussion and biting satire.
Anyone thinking of giving their ships normal names? (I'm not).
Yes, atleast in my Ottoman campaign...The Org: Total War discussion and biting satire
.Anyone thinking of giving their ships normal names? (I'm not).
Originally Posted by :
What about Banksian names such as "Resistance Is Character-Forming" or "Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall"?
You May Not Be The Coolest Person Here What about Banksian names such as "Resistance Is Character-Forming" or "Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall"?
If we can have official (unoffical) privateers, one has to be called The Crimson Permanent Assurance
Edit: Ohh oooh: Dzunda, Velpin, Isaut & Luseferous VII
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